Kenny vs. Spenny · Season 3, Episode 10
We're having a fishing competition why are we talking about vaginas?
Do you know what a lure is? Do you know what a bait is? Do you know...
I bait the fish with my allure.
So it's all gonna be puns. But the reality is, have you ever looked at a tackle box? Do you know what that is? Do you have any idea?
I've tackled a lot of boxes my friend.
Oh God, with the fuckin' puns. Stop it!
Oh, one more rule. You can't use your penis as bait, 'cause fish love worms.
[On Loudspeaker] Mayday! Mayday! Spenny's Mother is a whore! A dirty whore!
Kenny shut up! Shut up!
Mayday! She's a whore! She likes it up the ass!
That's it. That's it. [Goes up to Kenny and starts choking him] DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT MY MOTHER! [To the boat's captain and is referring to the loudspeaker] Turn this off! Turn it off! Jesus Christ!
Call me Kenny.
Calm down it's off, it's off.
Don't call me Jesus in front of people.
Don't tell me to calm down. Get down there and don't touch my fuckin' rod.
That's not what you said last night.
Ok, one more fuckin' rod joke, dick joke, stick joke and I'm gonna fuckin' lose it!
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