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S1 E15Unfinished Business

ARAlberto Ruiz

You have good hunting around here?

Not bad. My daddy used to take me and my brother when we was young, but I didn't much care for it. Prefer to hunt animals who have a chance to fight back.

ARAlberto Ruiz

My father took me as well, to the Sonoran desert.

Ah. Hunting big game, like scorpions, and lizards and whatnot?

ARAlberto Ruiz

Mostly bighorn sheep and mule deer. We'd spend the morning making our kills, take them back to our campsite, where my father taught me how to skin them. The first cut, you make right down the belly. Bleed the animal, remove the insides, careful not to puncture the bladder. Next, you remove the genitals. Now you are ready to the take the skin. Cut first at the ankle joints, snap the tendons, start to peel back the pelt. The trick is to remove it in one piece. It's easiest when the animal is still warm.

You want me shit my pants, Alberto? 'Cause it seems to me, that'd make your job a hell of a lot more unpleasant. You see, I know real pain. Shit you can't even imagine. Now, you want to put me out of my misery? How 'bout you stop running your goddamn mouth and do whatever it is you got to do.

You a dirty, rotten, nasty bitch.

WCWendy Crowe

Well, I guess we all get the family we deserve, right, Daryl?

You know good and well I ain't gonna let you walk up out of here with that, right?

WCWendy Crowe

What are you gonna do, kill me?

Mm. Give me that phone, Wendy, or I'm gonna take it, and stick it down your goddamn throat.

WCWendy Crowe

Well, that'd be a real ballsy move, wouldn't it, Daryl? [presses a gun to Daryl's crotch] How are you gonna do it without your balls?

Yeah, you could kill Boyd. Then you'd be headed down to Florida without a star and a gun. And you might be seeing your daughter through the glass on visitation days at the penitentiary. Or, Raylan, there's another way it goes, where you try and you fail and the bullet finds you.

Unlikely.

I know you think so, but if you'll allow me... You get to be my age, do the job as long as you do... sometimes it just doesn't go your way.

I want to go back. I want it to be like it used to be at the church, when we was Crowder's commandos!

You, me, and Devil.

Yes! And the Pork brothers, giving me no end of shit. The music cranked so loud that we almost blew the roof off that old church. Bombing around in my Cadillac and making war plans and drinking 'shine. Why can't it be like that again, Boyd?

BBetty

Handsome young man comes to my house, spewing sunshine, offering a ride in his Mercedes... feels like maybe I'm chatting with the devil himself.

JOJohn-O

What's this about?

I come to offer you an opportunity to depart this burdensome homestead, live the rest of your days free as newborn babes.

BBetty

Oh, I was right. You are the devil.

No, ma'am, just a man with a plan.

Know what I do, keep my people loyal?

Do tell.

Overpay them. Christmas bonus, Easter bonus, President's Day bonus, Pappy Van Winkle on their birthday. Don't nobody bite this hand.

Yeah, well, it must be a little harder to turn a profit, I would imagine.

There's plenty to go around, and it's a small price to pay for loyalty.

All right, but what if one of them did betray you? What would you do then? Cut off a finger the way Grady used to?

If cutting fingers were enough, Grady would still be alive, wouldn't he?

Well, what, then take out an eye?

An eye? I don't know. One-eyed guy can still see, still get a driver's license, even. Both eyes maybe. That'd be a good start.

I'm just a weather vane, Mr. Crowder. I don't make the wind blow. I'm saying, you find a way to counsel patience, desist coming after what doesn't belong to you, and everybody wins town, county, and state. Now, that being said, you insist upon the track thus far set upon, there will be consequences.

You done? Damn, son. You like to talk as much as I do.

Earl? You really need me to run down all the "or elses"?

Actually, I was hoping you'd try grabbing my prick again, see if it goes the same way now I'm paying attention.

I ain't gonna grab it. I'm just gonna shoot it off. You understand me, Earl? I'm gonna shoot your dick off.

Ava, I've known my share of criminals. It's an ugly part of my past that I hope to remedy by investing more wisely in the future.

Well, you're off to a bang-up start kidnapping me.

Wasn't my choice, I assure you.

Whose was it, then? [indicating Walker] His?

It was yours. Come to reconnoiter my place of business, living some fantasy outlaw life, just you and Boyd against the world.

Sounds like you know a thing or two about it.

I know for a woman to survive in this line of work, she's got to be harder than the men, ready to do the things they won't. I know women who have that in them. My question is, are you that kind of woman, Ava? Because if you ain't, then you'll never be more than a token, something that can be threatened or hurt just to keep your man in line.

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