Daryl Crowe Jr quotes from Justified

Daryl Crowe Jr.

[to Raylan] Got yourself a dark, twisted mind, don't you, Raylan?

Daryl Crowe Jr.

When my daddy, Daryl Senior, died 14 years ago April, he made me promise him on his deathbed I'd keep this family together. Same like he did. No money makes it harder.

Raylan Givens

Mm-hmm. Your daddy didn't die in his bed. He got drunk and flipped his airboat. You told me yourself, the day I took you to prison.

Dewey Crowe

You can't keep me in here, Daryl. This is false imprisonment or some shit.

Daryl Crowe Jr.

So, what, you gonna call the law on me?

Dewey Crowe

Well, supposing I did, you son of a bitch, what then? All that shit you made me do, dragging Messer into the woods to kill him! Why'd you make me do that, huh? Why?!

Daryl Crowe Jr.

You about done with your little hissy fit? Can we talk?

Dewey Crowe

Why did you make me do that?

Daryl Crowe Jr.

I'll tell you why. So I know you a damn Crowe. You're one of us.

Dewey Crowe

I ain't one of you.

Daryl Crowe Jr.

You ain't? So go on and run away like a full-blown bitch. Go ahead. But I'll tell you what—you get out in the world and take to running your mouth about your kin and all the bad shit we done, just remember which one of us pulled that trigger on Messer. Yeah, big man. That was all you, boy. All you. Or you can take the plunge, stay with family, be a part of what the Crowes are building here, reap the benefits of that good loyalty.

Dewey Crowe

Sounds like you're selling me tires.

Daryl Crowe Jr.

Nah, I'm selling you a life, Dewey Crowe. You just got to make a choice.

Daryl Crowe Jr.

Marshal, you know good and well ain't nobody going nowhere. Matter of fact, we came up here to lay down roots. 'sides, if you had good enough reason to run us out of here, you'd have done it already. Ain't that right?

Raylan Givens

Just remember, so when later you're regretting the decision you made, remember I gave you the chance.

Daryl Crowe Jr.

So we're clear: you are saying no?

Boyd Crowder

I been accused of being a lot of things. "Inarticulate" ain't one of them.

Daryl Crowe Jr.

Just so I'm clear, you're not gonna kill me? 'Cause I was worried for a minute.

Raylan Givens

Oh, be worried.

Daryl Crowe Jr.

Yeah?

Raylan Givens

'Cause that web of bullshit you spun around yourself to protect yourself? I'm gonna use it to strangle the life out of you and take away everything you got. Then you're gonna wish I'd have blacked you out—with a bullet to the head.

Daryl Crowe Jr.

Well, this feels like one of those "time will tell" deals which, as a free man, I have plenty of. Question is: how much time you got?

Daryl Crowe Jr.

You a dirty, rotten, nasty bitch.

Well, I guess we all get the family we deserve, right, Daryl?

Daryl Crowe Jr.

You know good and well I ain't gonna let you walk up out of here with that, right?

What are you gonna do, kill me?

Daryl Crowe Jr.

Mm. Give me that phone, Wendy, or I'm gonna take it, and stick it down your goddamn throat.

Well, that'd be a real ballsy move, wouldn't it, Daryl? [presses a gun to Daryl's crotch] How are you gonna do it without your balls?