The suspense is killing me! Of course, it's going to be the explosions that kill them.
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[after Green Lantern reveals a false bomb located at the bottom of a river] Aww, I was hoping someone would drown trying to disarm that. C'est la vie.
[After locating a bomb but not knowing how to disarm it, talking to Batman via comlink] Batman, I've got a problem!
[Being strangled in a battle with Jack, and attempting to fight] You... don't... SAY!
I found a bomb. You've got to talk me through disarming it.
[throwing exploding batarangs at Jack] Okay. Remove the lid...
Already done.
Don't jump ahead! Do exactly as I say!
I opened it before I called! [sound of blow landing] Batman, you okay?
[evading Jack's punches] Grasp the red metal collar with both hands, pull it straight up. It's magnetized, don't touch the sides, or it'll blow up the whole block.
Done.
Disconnect the following wires in- [Jack hits him] AH! -in precisely this order: blue, yellow-and-black striped, red, then black.
[does so] Okay, what next?
You're done. Find another one!
I'm on it!
[Green Lantern and Hawkgirl have found a bomb]
Why not put a force field around it and let it blow?!
I don't know if I can contain an explosion that size!
Maybe you should let me defuse it!
Maybe you should shut up!
[cut to Joker in the studio]
Phew! Is it just me or is there something going on between those two? Will Green Lantern ever admit to his feelings? Will Hawkgirl ever stop sublimating her passions with that big honkin' mace? Will true love conquer all? [raises his detonator] Not on my show!
[in the casino, the bomb lets out a loud beep; Lantern spins around and fires a force blast that ejects Hawkgirl from the casino, a split-second before it explodes and collapses.]
JOHN!
Ooh! Medical drama, life and death stakes, compelling human conflict...RATINGS!
Give it up, kid. There's no way you can beat me.
TTen
I don't have to beat you. I just have to slow you down until the bomb blows!
Hold that thought! [Punches Ten high into the sky, and defuses the bomb. Ten falls back down] Now, where were we?
[another punch sends Ten flying, and Superman flies after him]
A person could really learn to hate that guy. Let's go back to watching Green Lantern croak - that should cheer me up.
Harley! Where's Joker?
HQHarley Quinn
After all these years, you still think I'd give up Mister J?
Why not? He gave you up.
HQHarley Quinn
That was a long time ago! He's changed! We've been to couple's counseling!
I'm talking about right now. Or haven't you been watching the show? You've seen the way he touches her hair, the way he rubs her shoulders.
HQHarley Quinn
You mean Ace? She's just a kid!
Really? Then why is she with him while you're out here in the cold?
[Harley pauses, then punches Batman in the face.]
Have to admit, didn't see that one coming...
Even you can't disarm one of my bombs in time!
Shut up!
What kind of retort is that? You're not even trying!
That was quite a stunt you just pulled off.
I know. Can't wait to catch the rerun.
You know, our show was picked up by all the news channels. And the last 15 minutes or so's been running on the Broadcast networks. According to my projections, we've got somewhere between 60-70 million people watching right now, and that was the point all along. This whole thing was a stunt, to get as many of you watching as possible, and it worked! My Royal Flush Gang provided the conflict, the Justice League brought the star power, and I brought the shocking surprise ending. Everyone watching this show right now is witness to my greatest joke ever. In just over five minutes, you'll all be hopelessly, incurably insane.
She can send out thought waves that can alter perception... but enough with the jargon, she can drive you crazy just by looking at you - either in person, or on TV. Even as I speak, millions of you slack-jawed couch potatoes are slowly losing your grip on reality - which in my opinion is highly overrated anyway. But you can't look away, even though you know something is terribly wrong. And the best part is, I'm immune to all of this because I'm ALREADY crazy.
We can't let everything we have be ruined by a silly misunderstanding!
HQHarley Quinn
And just what is it that I'm not understanding?!
That we're two of a kind. That you'll always come back to me.
HQHarley Quinn
Yeah, I guess I do, don't I...?
Like the swallows in Capistrano. And there's one other thing you're not getting.
HQHarley Quinn
[innocently] What?
[enraged] THAT YOU LED BATMAN RIGHT TO MY DOORSTEP! [smacks Harley away] Tough love. Very effective, don't you think so, Batman? [silence] Yoo-hoo? Batman? I know you're up there s- OH! [Batman punches him] Oh, there you are.
[Joker sings to the tune of "London Bridge"]
[punches Batman] Big old Bats has fallen down. [punches him again] On the ground. [again] Mind unsound. [again] Big old Bats has fallen down [again] I'm so happy!
[Batman has pulled the mind-control headband out of Joker's pocket. Ace is furious]
Just... Just a souvenir, that's all! Give me that! [Tries to take it back]
AAce
[stands up and advances on Joker] "I'm not afraid of you..."
[scared] Wait ... puh-please ...! [backs away]
AAce
"I know what it's like to frighten other people. That's why I'm not afraid of you. I'm the only one."
Don't do this! [cowers in fear and closes his eyes, obviously terrified]
AAce
[petting Joker's head] Do what?
[looks up] That's my little Acey! Everything's going to be... AAAAAARRGH!
[Ace uses her powers on Joker to plunge him into a catatonic state]
[in the Watchtower's infirmary]
It was the shock of the detonation that stopped his heart... no, he's going to be fine. I'll stay with him tonight. Batman, about before? I'm sorry I...
No. We never leave a man behind. Right?
[smiles] Right.
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