Harley! Where's Joker?
HQHarley Quinn
After all these years, you still think I'd give up Mister J?
Why not? He gave you up.
HQHarley Quinn
That was a long time ago! He's changed! We've been to couple's counseling!
I'm talking about right now. Or haven't you been watching the show? You've seen the way he touches her hair, the way he rubs her shoulders.
HQHarley Quinn
You mean Ace? She's just a kid!
Really? Then why is she with him while you're out here in the cold?
[Harley pauses, then punches Batman in the face.]
Have to admit, didn't see that one coming...
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