Though we gather here today, bound together in sorrow and loss, we share a precious gift. We are, all of us, privileged to live a life that has been touched by Superman. The Man of Steel possessed many extraordinary gifts, and he shared them with us freely. None of these gifts were more remarkable than his ability to discern what needed to be done, and his unfailing courage in doing it, whatever the personal cost. Let us all strive to accept his gift, and pass it along, as an ongoing tribute to Kal-El of Krypton, the immigrant from the stars, who taught us all how to be heroes.
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
I've got some things to say. I should've said them when you were here, but... Despite our differences, I have nothing but respect for you. I hope you knew... know that, you showed me that justice doesn't always have to come from the darkness. I'll miss... [something in the distance explodes] What did you always call it, Clark? The never ending battle?
What's with all the long faces, Justice-Dweebs? It's like a wake in here. Lighten up! The answer to all your problems has arrived. Since we're gonna be workin' together, you can call me Lobo.
Good instinct. His name's Lobo. He's a lowlife bounty hunter.
The Main Man happens to be the best bounty hunter in the known universe. You can ask Superman if he weren't busy pushing up daisies.
Hey, don't talk about him like that. Superman was our friend.
You're no Superman.
The ladies say different.
You want an audition? C'mon, ladies, let's dance!
[Villains are terrorizing Metropolis.]
This looks like a job for Superman! But I don't think he's coming.
You wanna settle down now? Please say no!
The Justice League is about more than physical power. It's about ideals, caring, helping.
Buy me a ticket to Pukesville.
I'm going to grind you into paste!
Awful brave talk for a dead man.
I'm not dead yet.
You're right. My watch is about ten seconds fast.
Pretty good huh? When you got Lobo on your team, who needs Superman?
[the members of the Justice League lower their heads in sadness]
The Earth belongs to the cockroaches now... oh, and me.
You're insane.
True, but that doesn't mean I'm not good company. Say, you wanna come over to my house? [Superman looks confused] Like you've got something better to do.
[holding a rock over Vandal Savage's head] I should smash your skull.
Go ahead, we both know it wouldn't work.
[Superman pauses and drops the rock. They both stand up.]
What now...?
...Lunch?
[Superman picks up a copy of "Life Strategies: Coping With Yourself"]
Self-help books? You don't seem the type.
I read whatever I can find. Anyway, I've got issues, what with my destroying the Earth and all.
These quotes come from Wikiquote's Justice League pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.