TV show quotes
You're an adrenalin guy Dan. You liked the action when you were gambling, maybe you want two women in different time zones. You know, technically it wouldn't be cheating — I was sleeping with Jack, maybe you should sleep with Livia back there.
So if I'm with Livia back there, you can start sleeping with Jack here. [Katie reacts] What — not funny?
[As Dylan McCleen gets away]
Yeah, that's a bummer
This assignment's a bitch!
They're all a bitch.
I just need my laptop — how did people survive back here?
I know a trick Dad can do to scare people — turn invisible.
Honey, that's our little secret, okay, just like money. Remember, it's not polite to talk about money.
What day is it?
I dunno — I just got here. You want a new travel tip?
[Looking at a license plate]
registration tags — it's 1965
Oh yeah? Kid's on his cell phone.
Okay, so it's not a perfect system.
This is some kind of teen fantasy for you, isn't it?
No... yeah!
Don't you get it — he doesn't age? [To Dan] Are you from the future or the past?
The future.
I knew it! It's the shoes, it's always the shoes.
I can't believe we're having this discussion.
I can, I have them all the time with my wife now. Never with my dead fiancée though.
I loved this table, you've no idea how hard it was to find this thing. I'm kinda surprised it broke.
How come?
It always seemed pretty sturdy to me.
You know a couple of times tonight when we were talking...
It was like nothing had ever changed.
Accept those guys trying to kill me.
And you fighting yourself — that's new.
How much money are we talking here?
I had over twenty thousand dollars in that drawer, give or take a few.
You ever heard of a bank?
It wasn't exactly tax deductible.
You, uh, you gotta second?
Uh oh.
I'm late for dinner with my wife.
Well, for now you're stuck with this one.
[Holding a bottle of wine]
Hey everybody, look at this! Cabernet from 2004 — gag wine from the future!
I like you. You're staring at your wife and coveting her.
These are the times we live in I guess.
So why fight it? [Looking to the 2004 Cabernet] Is this as good as Blue Nun?
You went to a swingers' party and all you did was talked?
That and watch the Nixon "I am not a crook" speech on news. It was a rush to see it on the day it actually happened.
Honey, I love that you went to a wife swapping party and it was Nixon that turned you on.
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