Dan Vasser quotes from Journeyman

Dan Vasser

I'm not what you married, and I'm sorry about that... I'll always come home.

Hugh Skillen

Don't you have a wedding anniversary tonight?

Dan Vasser

[realizing] I forgot to pick up her ring.

Hugh Skillen

I've seen this movie before.

Dan Vasser

Hey, I don't need you in the kitchen when it comes to my marriage.

Hugh Skillen

Yes you do.

Dan Vasser

Yeah you're right.

Do you regret it; having a kid?

Dan Vasser

I'd do anything right now to get back to him.

Good luck with that.

Dan Vasser

I think I just helped [Neal Gaines] start a family.

Katie Vasser

Well that's great, how about sticking around here and saving this one.

Hugh Skillen

I've been where you've been.

Dan Vasser

I guarantee you, you have not been where I have been.

Livia Beale

You wanna join the mile high club?

Dan Vasser

Can I ask you something? If I am here for a reason, if I am following someone, why are you here?

Livia Beale

[Evasively] I don't know.

Dan Vasser

It's me isn't it, you're following me?

You haven't changed at all.

Dan Vasser

Neither have you.

Oh God, please tell me I have.

Dan Vasser

Alright, you have.

Katie Vasser

Is it something you were born with, is it genetic, in the DNA; that's what I'd like to know?

Dan Vasser

It's hard to say.

Katie Vasser

What ever. [Dan and Katie walk into the bathroom] Here's the bottom line, when you're done the [toilet] seat goes down. [Demonstrating] Again - done and down. I thought we had this licked but recently there's been some backside.

Dan Vasser

Change is hard Katie.

Dan Vasser

You wanna know the weird part? It felt like I was gone for fifteen minutes, when I got back it had been three hours.

Katie Vasser

Dan, on my current 'list of weird' that doesn't even make the top ten.

You fit the description of the man I'm supposed to meet; blond, good looking, great shape. I thought you were him. The wedding ring should have been the give away.

Dan Vasser

Yeah well, extremely married.

Any advice on how to make that happen?

Dan Vasser

Be incredibly lucky and meet the right person.

Well you're a big help.

Dan Vasser

I know that you're upset about me seeing Livia back there Katie, but...

Katie Vasser

Dan, I have three hundred people coming to a black tie fund raiser that I'm chairing, and a string quartet that's just bumped us for the Mayor's birthday, thirty-two more returned inventions due to insufficient postage. You and Livia meeting in the ether is not what's bothering me right now.

Livia Beale

You don't even seem like Katie's type.

Dan Vasser

What's her type?

Livia Beale

I don't know; Jack's a cop — edgy commitment-phobic, a bad boy — you're not.

Dan Vasser

I'm a recovering gambling addict who travels through time — I have some things going for me.

Katie Vasser

You look like you've been in a fight.

Dan Vasser

Yeah, well maybe nine years ago.

Katie Vasser

You're an adrenalin guy Dan. You liked the action when you were gambling, maybe you want two women in different time zones. You know, technically it wouldn't be cheating — I was sleeping with Jack, maybe you should sleep with Livia back there.

Dan Vasser

So if I'm with Livia back there, you can start sleeping with Jack here. [Katie reacts] What — not funny?

Livia Beale

Yeah, that's a bummer

Dan Vasser

This assignment's a bitch!

Livia Beale

They're all a bitch.

Dan Vasser

I just need my laptop — how did people survive back here?