Dan Vassar quotes from Journeyman

I'm fine, granted I can't raise my arm above my head and whenever I try to talk to Katie about Aeden Bennett she starts baking. Oh and I got fired, but apart from that, happy holiday!

Hugh Skillen

You, uh, you gotta second?

Uh oh.

I'm late for dinner with my wife.

Livia Beale

Well, for now you're stuck with this one.

I like you. You're staring at your wife and coveting her.

These are the times we live in I guess.

So why fight it? [Looking to the 2004 Cabernet] Is this as good as Blue Nun?

Katie Vasser

You went to a swingers' party and all you did was talked?

That and watch the Nixon "I am not a crook" speech on news. It was a rush to see it on the day it actually happened.

Katie Vasser

Honey, I love that you went to a wife swapping party and it was Nixon that turned you on.

What's you're bag? You got a job, did you drop out?

[To Livia] I'll take this one.

Livia Beale

Go ahead.

We're time travellers.

Mo says he's from the middle ages — no joke. Guess what it's called.

Livia Beale

The 'high middle ages'?

[Surprised] Yes!

Katie Vasser

I thought all you guys do is talk?

Great! So now you're upset that I don't talk to her enough.

Katie Vasser

I want to know where the other woman lives.

I don't wanna do this anymore Liv.

Livia Beale

I know.

If some higher power wants me to do their dirty work, I wanna know the reason why.

Livia Beale

Yeah, good luck with that.

So, what are we doing?

Livia Beale

I don't know about you, but I'm freeing myself.

What?

Livia Beale

It's an autonomous zone. Dance!!

[Sarcastically] Thanks, have fun tonight.

Livia Beale

This thing; it's not an exact science.

Is it even a science?

Livia Beale

It happens, just like the bumper sticker says... I hope you're right about this one.

Well, time will tell.

Hey, check this out — what is it?

It's a calculator.

I get it, I get it; don't go off mission. Can you tell them to call off their dogs.

Livia Beale

If only I had their ear.

We're using fennel seeds.

Fennel seeds — fantastic!

Do you even know what that is?

I've no idea.

Livia Beale

[Seeing Dan] Thank God it's you!

I'm thanking God it's me too.

Do you wanna know what I do when I'm mad? Sometimes I scream, and sometimes I think of red liquorice.

[Laughs] Red liquorice?

See; it works.