Katie Vasser quotes from Journeyman

Dan Vasser

I think I just helped [Neal Gaines] start a family.

Katie Vasser

Well that's great, how about sticking around here and saving this one.

I don't want to be your first phone call anymore when you have marital problems.

Katie Vasser

Wow, its good I came in person. It must be so much more gratifying saying that to my face.

You married my bother Katie, I can't just shrug it off and carve the Christmas turkey.

Katie Vasser

I didn't leave you for him and I'm not the reason Livia died.

Katie Vasser

Is it something you were born with, is it genetic, in the DNA; that's what I'd like to know?

Dan Vasser

It's hard to say.

Katie Vasser

What ever. [Dan and Katie walk into the bathroom] Here's the bottom line, when you're done the [toilet] seat goes down. [Demonstrating] Again - done and down. I thought we had this licked but recently there's been some backside.

Dan Vasser

Change is hard Katie.

Dan Vasser

You wanna know the weird part? It felt like I was gone for fifteen minutes, when I got back it had been three hours.

Katie Vasser

Dan, on my current 'list of weird' that doesn't even make the top ten.

Dan Vasser

I know that you're upset about me seeing Livia back there Katie, but...

Katie Vasser

Dan, I have three hundred people coming to a black tie fund raiser that I'm chairing, and a string quartet that's just bumped us for the Mayor's birthday, thirty-two more returned inventions due to insufficient postage. You and Livia meeting in the ether is not what's bothering me right now.

Katie Vasser

You look like you've been in a fight.

Dan Vasser

Yeah, well maybe nine years ago.

Katie Vasser

Cheese guy's here

Oh I love him!

Wait, so cheese is okay, just not cheesecake?

Katie Vasser

You're an adrenalin guy Dan. You liked the action when you were gambling, maybe you want two women in different time zones. You know, technically it wouldn't be cheating — I was sleeping with Jack, maybe you should sleep with Livia back there.

Dan Vasser

So if I'm with Livia back there, you can start sleeping with Jack here. [Katie reacts] What — not funny?

I know a trick Dad can do to scare people — turn invisible.

Katie Vasser

Honey, that's our little secret, okay, just like money. Remember, it's not polite to talk about money.

Katie Vasser

You went to a swingers' party and all you did was talked?

That and watch the Nixon "I am not a crook" speech on news. It was a rush to see it on the day it actually happened.

Katie Vasser

Honey, I love that you went to a wife swapping party and it was Nixon that turned you on.

Katie Vasser

I thought all you guys do is talk?

Great! So now you're upset that I don't talk to her enough.

Katie Vasser

I want to know where the other woman lives.