How come when I stay at your place you get the bed and I get the sofa, but when you stay at my place you still get the bed and I get the sofa?
Because you were being terribly chivalrous and gentlemanly and very solicitous of my welfare [Pause] Don't I get anything to eat?
Where do you keep your salt?
See that cupboard just above you? Top Shelf. Right at the back... there's a leaflet from the hospital explaining why it's bad for your arteries.
I'm trying to achieve a level of abstract thought here. Trying to prise this whatever-it-is out of my memory.
Well what is it? Let me have a go.
I told you, I can't put it into words. It's purely intuitive. It's just a feeling. It won't come into focus until it's ready.
But what you see isn't always what's happening. And what you all saw that night, I've got a horrible feeling, was a very brilliantly conceived hoax.
Here we go, he's gonna tell us how it was done.
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