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Jonas · Season 1, Episode 15

Stella and Aunt Lisa in “Unfinished Business”

- Ow.

- Sorry.

- Ow.

- Honey, you're just so tense. Oh, look, you have a whole row - Of knots back here.

- That's my spine!

No, it's not! Here, let me just get this one right here for you. - (cracks)

- Oooh, okay, Ow ow, I can't. I just can't. It hurts. I can't feel my legs. - It's over.

- I knew it. Failed again. I shouldn't even try.

- Aunt Lisa.

- No, it's true, okay? Everything your mom said about me, it's true.

You know what mom says about you? She says that-- that you're a sweet soul. And that you're the best sister in the world.

- Hmph.

- She trusted you to look out for me while I'm in L.A. - And I'm so glad that you're here.

- Really?

- Yeah. You're a great aunt.

- And you know what? - Hmm? I think you could totally be a great massage therapist. - I really think I could.

- There you go. You know, just research it a little bit. Maybe go online, and...Just learn about what feels good, you know, for humans.

Or I could become a cat masseuse right now.

Dealer's choice. You know, whatever you do, I believe in you.

Ohhh, thanks, Stella-Bell. - ( cracks ) - oh, sorry.

You know, I'm just gonna go.

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