May I present the new and majorly-improved D.Z.?
Wow, D.Z., is that really you?
Holla! Back up the cool bus. Vroom. Beep beep beep beep. (beatboxes) - Whoo.
- Yep, it's still you.
I forgot he still talks. It really kills the look.
Wait wait, you guys think I need more than this?
Girls love a good dresser, but the clothes are just the packaging.
Uh-oh, Macy's about to lay some knowledge on us, D.Z.
Oh, well, D.Z.'s all ears.
- Well, we like a guy with confidence.
- I reek of confidence. That's my body spray-- "Confidence" by Stone Stevens.
Yeah, there's such a thing as too much confidence. (blows the body spray around him away then he covers his nose)
We like it when you listen to us.
Oh, like I said, all ears.
- But still have your own opinions.
- Totally. - (whispers) About what?
- Oh, I know! We like a guy who can make us laugh...
Well, I got this off the back of a gum wrapper: Why don't seagulls fly by the bay? Because then they'd be called "bay-gulls. - Stop it.
- But not with jokes. I really hate jokes.
Ahem. Come on, flying baked goods?
D.Z., just listen. Care about your family and your friends. And show the world you have a beautiful spirit. And always always chew with your mouth closed. - Got it?
Got it. Anything else?
One more thing: If you like a girl, you should tell her, so she's not confused by the messages you're sending.
Got it, processed. Outskis. (leaves)
- You deserve a medal.
- Thank you. So anything I said surprise you at all? Or...?
Jokes-- I didn't know they were a deal breaker. (leaves)
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