Cobra chop!
- Aloha, brother.
- What's all this?
Well, I know some words have been exchanged, some not so pleasant, so I decided to do something nice for you.
Really? This is for me?
Well, I know how much you like relaxing.
I do like to take a load off.
All right. Well, try it out. Take this coconut smoothie, lay down on this thing - And just relax.
- Don't mind if I do. (sits on the hammock)
Oh, I almost forgot-- ladies.
Oh.
- How does that feel?
Ah. Like a cool island breeze. It's very relaxing. Wait a second! - I know what you're trying to do here.
- What would that be?
You're trying to recreate that sweet sweet nap I took in Maui.
Ah. The nap of all naps. The nap of your dreams. Now why would I do that?
To make me groggy for the match. You're trying to make me lose my competitive edge.
Shh. Relax.
It would be nice. I mean-- No! Not at all! Absolutely not. - Not gonna work.
- All right, fine. But I know how cranky you get without your nap.
You're going down a bad road here, brother. You'll be sorry you messed with the master. No one said stop.
Ah. Here you go, my buddy Ben.
Thanks. So is Stella home?
I want to talk about Ben. What gets Ben up every morning?
Um, well, I'm a student.
So what I'm hearing is you're unemployed.
- No, I work part time too.
Mmm, flipping burgers?
I invented a cell-phone app. It's kind of popular.
Well, I'm pretty cell-phone-app savvy myself. So what's it called?
It's called the side burner. - It lets you take any photo
and-- - put sideburns on it? Dude, I love that app. You invented that?
Yeah, it's no big deal It pays the rent, got my parents a new house. It's all good. So what do you do?
Really?
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