Kevin! In the kitchen!
(enters) Hey, Nick. What's up?
Here. Cookies. Eat.. (puts the fifth tray of cookies on the counter for Kevin to enjoy)
Wow, what a strange turn of events. I thought you weren't making me anymore cookies.
I know, right? But I woke up this morning with this urgent need and I've been baking you cookies all day. It's like I had this little voice in my head saying "cookies-- lots of them-- for me." I mean you. (chuckles)
Right. So you're saying all these are for me?
Oh and these. (takes a gift basket of cookies from the cabinet) Don't eat 'em all at once. (gives the basket to Kevin)
I love you, man! (takes the basket) (moans) (puts the basket on the counter and takes two cookies from it then asks Nick) Okay, can you put one in my mouth. I only have two hands.
No. (Kevin takes a bite of one of the cookies that he is holding)
(slides down his pole) Okay, Van Dyke picked Stella up at 7:00. They go to a restaurant, they have dinner, he takes her home. But I just called her house and she's not there. How come?
Maybe because it's only 7:15.
Joe, you just need to calm down. Let's all sit down and have a cookie, but not these cookies! These are mine!
Joe, I don't get it. You're the one who made Stella go on a date with Van Dyke.
I didn't make her go. I said, "you can go if you want to."
Then what's the problem?
I didn't want her to! Especially if she was gonna be there for 16 minutes! (checks Kevin's watch)
Joe, come to big brother Kevin for some more brotherly advice.
I'm not going back in there. I'm just gonna call her on her cell.
(takes Joe's phone from him) You are not calling Stella on her cell phone. (puts Joe's phone the counter)
Okay. I'll call the restaurant. (sees the phone and picks it up then dials the number)
Don't make me sticker your mouth again.
Hello-- (Nick takes the phone from Joe and throws it) (glass shatters) (cat howls) Then I'll go to El Meat. (Kevin and Nick prevent him from leaving the house)
Whoa! We cannot let you do that. If you go, Stella will hate you forever.
Brothers don't let brothers make fools of themselves. Kevin, I'm sorry, I've let you down for so many years.
You guys are right. You know, I'm just gonna take a walk, (takes his jacket) get some fresh air.
Sounds good. (walks away)
Kevin, can I have the car keys please?
Yeah, man, here you go. (tosses the keys to Joe) (Joe leaves with the keys)
(caught the keys) Thank you. (leaves with the keys and jacket)
Kevin, what are you doing?
Oh! I know what you're thinking. I'm sure he's just taking the car for a drive so he can find a really nice place to go on a walk. It's all good.
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