(realizes that the cookies aren't on the tray) Where are all my blue-chews?
(enters the dining room) Oh hey, Nick. You making me some more of your delicious cookies?
There were a dozen in this tray, (puts the oven mitt on the counter) but somebody, Kevin, ate them all.
And you automatically blame me. How dare you, sir? On what grounds?
Let's start with your blue lip gloss. (Kevin touches his blue lips)
Oh. Um-- (takes the oven mitt from the counter) well, how about we talk about it while you bake some more cookies? (wipes his mouth with the oven mitt)
I'm not making you any more cookies. You obviously have no self-control. (walks to the chair to take his bag)
You have got to be kidding.
Do I look like I'm kidding. (puts his bag on his shoulder)
Nick, you never look like you're kidding.
I don't look like I'm leaving either, but watch this. (walks away)
(happily slides down his pole) (scatting)
You look happy. (Joe continues scatting) Did Nick give you his cookies?
Yeah, but I gave 'em to Frankie.
You gave 'em to Frankie?! (runs to Joe) Who gives an eight-year-old cookies?
You're breathing on me again.
Sorry.
Did you see what Stella did to Van Dyke yesterday? It was so good, dude. I hope he has an ice pack 'cause he got burned.
Well, I hope you're grateful.
Huh?
She totally turned down Van Dyke because of you.
What? Me? Why?
She doesn't want you to feel bad.
What? Me? Why?
Joe, come over here and let your big brother give you some big brotherly advice. (Joe rolls his eyes then walks to Kevin) Embrace it. Love it. Yeah. Everybody knows you and Stella have a crush on each other, except... for you and Stella.
What's your point?
Ask her out?
You mean like outside? (bell rings)
You know what I mean.
No no no no no. Me and Stella cannot date. I mean, it could ruin our band, the friendship. Stella knows that.
(goes to the kitchen and puts the crumbs from the tray into his mouth) I don't know. Van Dyke invited her to El Meat. She would never turned down the tasty goodness if it wasn't for you.
You're right. The best thing is to tell Stella how I feel right now.
So, Joe, did you profit from talking to your older and wiser brother?
Yeah, sure sure.
Good. So did you actually see Frankie eat the cookie or do you think he might still have it? (Joe leaves) (chuckles) (rock music playing)
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