What's up, dude?
Nothing.
(closes his locker) Do you want me to start to leave so you can call me back and then me what's really going on?
I'd like that.
Okay.
Wait, Joe.
Yeah, Kev? Something up?
(sighs) In five minutes I have a calculus test.
Yeah, but in 55 minutes we have shop class. There's a rumor going around that Mr. Stone's gonna tell us that how he really lost that finger.
(laughs) Good try, but... I don't think anything's shake these five-minutes-to-calculus-test-blues. (blues harmonica playing)
Stop. I think I have something that might change your tune which is technically more honky-tonk than blues. My blues-chew cookie-- best batch I've ever made. (holds the paper bag then gives it to Kevin) Brought one for lunch. It's yours.
(about to take the cookie from the bag) Thanks, Nick, I don't think a cookie's gonna help any. (bites the cookie) (moans) Cookie! Cookie! Cookie! Cookie! Mm.
Told you.
Suddenly, I feel like I'm floating on a cookie dough cloud with my best friends the chocolate chipmunks. (gasps) I can see their tree from here. Hi! (coos) (leaves Joe and Nick)
Wow. So, Nick, you got a cookie for me?
Sorry, bro, I only brought that one. Plus Kevin looked like he could really use some cheering up.
Yeah, I could use some cheering up too.
Got a test coming up?
Nope.
Girl break up with you?
Not since preschool.
Sorry, you're out of luck. (walks away)
Well, I'm not 100% thrilled with the way my hair came out today! (a female student walks by) Just kidding, you know, just wanted a cookie. My hair is perfect.
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