(has a bowl of chili while sitting Kevin's chair) Welcome back, boils and ghouls. We hope our little story didn't put you into intensive "scare"! Mwoh ho ho ho ho ho! (Kevin walks to Joe)
(tells Joe) Dude, that's my thing.
Says who?
You don't even do the scary laugh right.
Yeah, I do. Mwoh ho ho ho ho ho!
No, it's like this: whoa ha ha ha ha ha ha!
No, Kevin, it's not. (puts the bowl of chili on the table) It's mwoh ho ho ho ho ho!
No-- whoa ha ha ha ha ha ha!
(continue laughing)
(loud maniacal laughter)
scream) (run away)
(enters and sits on the chair while holding the bullhorn) Those guys are so easy. We know there's no such thing as ghosts. Good night and be safe. (winks) (leaves)
(loud maniacal laughter) Oh, chili. (slurping)
No, this book has all the-- (beeping) (Joe reaches for electromagnetic field meter and puts it on his neck) Oh, I'm sorry. (buzzing) All the--if everything ever-- I can't concentrate. Oh, my gosh.
Action.
(biting his fingernails) Oh no! (takes his hand out of his mouth) I think I wet myself. (crew laughing) (laughs) I just did that reading wrong. Here's one: "what's a mummy's favorite type of music"? "Wrap!" (laughs) Ahh, I know. Oh, thank you for my tea... Frankie-stein! (laughs) He's good. or should I say bad? I'm just getting worse and worse, aren't I? (crew laughing) (laughs)
Action. (Kevin is reading the book while a hand massages him and he sees it) (crew laughing) All right, that's good. (Kevin removes the hand from his shoulder)
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