Dudes, we have the whole place to ourselves, let’s do something crazy. Like, brush without flossing or floss without brushing. Better yet, run with scissors! No. Too dangerous. Run without scissors!
Talk without breathing?
Whoo-hoo! (runs around the living room back and forth) (hooting, yelling)
Don't worry, he'll tire himself out soon enough. (he and Nick are watching Joe run back and forth)
(stops running back and forth) (sighs) Whoa. I just tired myself out. (sits down and puts his feet on the table)
Careful! That was grandma's. Dad's list specifically says "no knick-knack destruction."
That's why we don't put our feet on the table, Joseph.
Kevin, I just did.
I'm in charge and I'm enforcing the rules.
That's weird.
What's weird?
Sounded like someone just said "Kevin's in charge."
I am in charge.
There it is again.
Well, I'm the oldest and the tallest and I have the longest sideburns.
Well, as the most responsible and least likely to measure leadership skills by facial hair, maybe I should be in charge.
Yeah, Kevin, Nick's in charge. (puts feet on the table)
Joe, take your feet off the table.
I take that back, Kevin's in charge. (puts feet on the table again)
Joe, take your feet off the table.
You two are tearing this family apart. (leaves)
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