Stella and Macy in “Unfinished Business”

Stella

Hey, Macy. What are you doing? Besides making the hallway unsafe for others.

Macy

I have a JONAS fan club meeting in half an hour. And I have run out of "JONAS-abilia."

Stella

JONAS-what-ia?

Macy

JONAS-abilia. Something that the guys have touched or used or worn or anything. I always bring in something new for my JONAS Heads but, I am down to my Kevin sandwich crust which they have already seen three weeks ago. (holds the bag with the sandwich crust)

Stella

Well, I can get you some fresh JONAS-abilia... as long as I never have to say that word again.

Macy

But you hate all that JONAS fan stuff.

Stella

Yeah, I know, but you're a friend in need. And besides, I mean, I make their clothes, I'm part of the fabric of their lives. You get it?

Macy

Yes. Would you like a sympathy chuckle or a pity snort?

Stella

Maybe like a combo?

Macy

(feigns laughter, snorts) Could you bring a sock? I mean, they would go crazy over a sock especially if it still smelled like them.

Stella

Eww, that's gross.

Macy

Well, maybe just a shirt?

Stella

That's better.

Macy

But don't wash it.

Stella

Mmm-- we're back to gross. (leaves)