Macy and Stella in “Unfinished Business”

Macy

And surprisingly, no to hopscotch. (marks off the list)

Stella

Okay. How am I supposed to bend down and pick something up while I'm standing up on one foot? I mean, what am I, a spider monkey?

Macy

That's every sport recognized by the school district.

Stella

No no no no no no. No, Macy, that can't be! If I don't pass p.e., I'm goona have to make this up in summer school. (stands up) There has to be some sport I can get credit for! Like, what about-- What about this? (cleps hands above head) Isn't this a sport?

Macy

No, that's clapping your hands over your head.

Stella

What about this?

Macy

I'm not sure what that is, but you're scaring me!

Stella

You know what I can do?

Macy

Huh? (Stella puts one hand on her head and one hand on her stomach)

Stella

I can do this! (she pats her head and stomach at the same time)

Macy

No, you can't. It's like this. (shows Stella the right way to do it)

Stella

(walks to her chair but she falls) I can't even sit.