Johnny Test Season 1 quotes

Johnny Test

I'm out of ideas.

And worse, we're out of toast. GET ME SOME MORE!!!!

[Annoyed Growl] We're out of bread.

What's bread?

Johnny Test

Bread is what goes in the toaster that cooks the bread to make toast.

[Grabs the toaster] Fascinating! And, how do you get more of this bread?

Johnny Test

Um, my dad buys it.

Hugh

[Grabs the toaster] Yes. And I'm not getting any more, because you guys have already gone through three loaves. [Puts down the toaster, then gets mind-controlled.]

I will get you some more bread.

I will go to the store right now.

Johnny Test

How did you do that?

That's an old vegan mind trick.

Why didn't you use it on Johnny's sisters?

It only works on dumb people.

Johnny Test

Oh, I know how to get that ship.