JohnnyHey baby, can I be your natural selection?
Played by Jeff Bennett
Johnny Bravo · 95 quotes
Most-quoted character in Johnny Bravo: in 80 of its 95 quotes
Most scenes with: Little Suzy (2), Chronos (2), Mama (2)
Lines by Johnny 60
JohnnyJohnnyThis is not good... for my hair!
JohnnyAah. The great smell of pig!
JohnnyNo Mama! I'm too old for the tiny pants!
JohnnyI came, I saw, I broke a hip.
Johnny4%? That's almost 5%!
Johnny$20,000? That's almost $20,000!
JohnnySpace. It's really, really, really, really big.
JohnnyIf all you boys and girls will clap real hard, Johnny can make bail! Get me the Lawyer Fairy!
JohnnyNeighbor kid help! Witch's curse shrank me! Cops chasing me! I live with my mom! NO MOTIVATING GOALS!
JohnnyYou know, that reminds me of a funny story. I was washing my head in the toilet the other day, when... [later] So when the battery ran out, I realized I had my underwear over my head, the whole time! [Laughs]
JohnnyIt's a beautiful day. But not as beautiful as me.
JohnnyHey babearilla, that a pretty eensie-weensie, teeny-weenie polka-dot thingy you got going there.
JohnnyAw, man! That does it! This is my favorite shirt! I gotta go wash up!
JohnnyI am sickened... but curious.
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