Chronos quotes from Johnny Bravo

Chronos

[seeing his clocks destroyed] NO! My clocks! The time...! The time!

Chronos

What are you doing in my cave, son? Didn't you see the signs? It says "stay out".

Johnny

No. It says, "Do not enter without--"

Chronos

Shut up, kid. I know what it says. Do you have any idea who I am?

Johnny

A bear in the woods.

Chronos

Of course, I'm a bear in the woods! But I'm not just any bear. [dramatically] I am Chronos! Master of all time! [thunder and lightning cracks]

Johnny

Good for you. Well, you know, I was just lookin' for my mama, and I should be...

Johnny

Man! You have smelled yourself?

Chronos

You fool! Don't you understand what I'm telling you? I control all time! Here, I'll prove it to you! [presses several buttons on a device]

At the town, the time will be exactly 8:35 and 3 seconds.

Chronos

You're wrong! It's 8:36 and 12 seconds! [to Johnny] See? I'm Chronos! Master of all time! [thunder and lightning cracks] Do you know what my favorite magazine is?

Johnny

Young Bride?

Chronos

No. It's Time. Someday, I'm going to be on the cover.

Johnny

Well, I'm happy for you and all, mister, but I gotta--

Chronos

Where do you think you're going? You're in big trouble, kid. You woke me up early from my hibernation.

Johnny

No, I didn't. You see that clock? It's midnight.

Chronos

That's a VCR, kid! Not even I, Chronos, master of all time can set one of those... [sees Johnny running away] things.

Johnny

What are you doing?

Chronos

I'm afraid I'm going to have to eat you, kid.

Johnny

Uh, you don't wanna eat me, bear. See, I'm too pretty to eat.

Chronos

You don't understand, kid. I'm hungry. I haven't eaten in six months. Ever tried that, son?

Johnny

No.

Chronos

Being master of all time, I must strictly adhere to my set schedule. Am I reaching you, kid?

Johnny

No.

Chronos

See this? This is my yearly calendar. Sleep and eat. Eat and sleep. Am I sleeping?

Johnny

No.

Chronos

Well then, guess who's coming to dinner.