What are you doing in my cave, son? Didn't you see the signs? It says "stay out".
No. It says, "Do not enter without--"
Shut up, kid. I know what it says. Do you have any idea who I am?
A bear in the woods.
Of course, I'm a bear in the woods! But I'm not just any bear. [dramatically] I am Chronos! Master of all time! [thunder and lightning cracks]
Good for you. Well, you know, I was just lookin' for my mama, and I should be...
[Chronos growls and snorts in Johnny's face.]
Man! You have smelled yourself?
You fool! Don't you understand what I'm telling you? I control all time! Here, I'll prove it to you! [presses several buttons on a device]
At the town, the time will be exactly 8:35 and 3 seconds.
You're wrong! It's 8:36 and 12 seconds! [to Johnny] See? I'm Chronos! Master of all time! [thunder and lightning cracks] Do you know what my favorite magazine is?
Young Bride?
No. It's Time. Someday, I'm going to be on the cover.
Well, I'm happy for you and all, mister, but I gotta--
Where do you think you're going? You're in big trouble, kid. You woke me up early from my hibernation.
No, I didn't. You see that clock? It's midnight.
That's a VCR, kid! Not even I, Chronos, master of all time can set one of those... [sees Johnny running away] things.
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