TV show quotes
[Andy passes a surfboard to Johnny]
What am I supposed to do with this?
You're supposed to jazz the glass.
Nuh-uh, man, that sound nasty.
No, no, what kind of square are you? Smooth the curl!
No way, kid, I ain't smoothing no curl. This hair is my crowning glory! Hyah!
No, no! Trip the wave fantastic!
Come again?
Surf, daddy-o! Surf!
Oh...
The Beach is that way. [Holds up arm and points to show off his muscles]
Give me two tickets, please.
No pets allowed.
She ain't no pet. She's a werewolf.
A werewolf? [screams and flees]
I guess that means we don't have to pay.
My name is Lois - a mistress of the night. [Thunder lighting]
My name is Johnny - a Mister of the Universe. A popular girl like you is going to need some wooing.
Wooing? I haven't been wooed in millennia.
[to Talky Tabitha] Now listen Raggedy Evil! You better stop. [Talky Tabitha throws Johnny against the wall]
Now, Johnny, I'm going to teach you how to sing!
I'm gonna teach you how to shut up.
Cool! It'll be like a trade!
What's up with the cable?
Cable? What is this cable, sire?
Look, Mommy! That guy's looking at pictures of almost naked men!
[the whole store stares at Johnny]
This is a men's fitness magazine, I want to look like this, not at this... I've got nothin' to be ashamed of!
[walks up to cashier ashamed, and drops change on the counter]
...TV Guide.
[Johnny and Carl crash on a deserted island and are separated] Guess Carl didn't make it. I'll miss the little fella. [pause] Oh, well. Can't mourn forever!
What's this horsey thing again?
It's a knight.
Can I move here?
No!
King me!
THERE IS NO "KING ME" IN CHESS!
[plays with pieces] Look at me! I'm a martian!
[Computer self-destructs]
Mmm. Frosted Sugar Bits. The great taste of frosted sugar in bits.
I'm installing a V-chip to screen out all the mindless garbage...before it rots your brain!
Mindless garbage not rot brain.
Some people look at Jerky and say "Why"? Me, I look at Jerky and I say Mmm! Jerky!
Four feet good! Two feet bad!
Bad baby! Stop defying the laws of physics!
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