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Joan of Arcadia · Season 1

Luke and Kevin in “The Devil Made Me Do It”

Luke

[Knocking on the door frame] I brought you the stuff you needed.

Kevin

The stuff you bought for me, you mean? I don't need it. I'm getting rid of all my toys.

Luke

Well, scale models are not toys.

Kevin

It's time for me to grow up.

Luke

I wasn't aware that was something you could just decide.

Kevin

I was the perfect big brother. Come on, admit it. I'm stronger, faster, better-looking.

Luke

Well, not better-looking.

Kevin

It's a reality, kid. Face it. People were nice to you because you were Kevin Girardi's kid brother. Probably kept you from being beat up about a hundred times.

Luke

I do seem to attract threats of violence.

Kevin

Last night, the natural order was reversed. You were the Big Brother. You were smarter and stronger and tougher.

Luke

And better-looking?

Kevin

I'm the big brother in this family, in or out of the wheelchair, so get off of my cloud.

Luke

The cloud reference eludes me.

Kevin

Yesterday... that will not happen again.

Luke

Are you apologizing to me? No, no, of course not. Why--why would you? It's an explanation, and that's enough.

Kevin

If you can't get your money back, I'll reimburse you.

Luke

Well, that's ok. Of course. Yes, I can use the money. And you're fully capable.

Kevin

You're going to be proud of me again.

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