“St. Joan” · Season 1
In this episode: Kevin (1)
Joan, I have a Master's degree in English Literature. I could've done a number of things with my life.
[Joan gives him a look]
At least three things, and I chose to open a bookstore because I believe in the power of knowledge which comes from books.
Here's the thing you need to learn from the martyrs, Joan: they did it the hard way.
For God's sake, I can't stand it. Can we - can we please just talk about the gigantic stain on the carpet? We've been dancing around it for almost two years now, and it's making me crazy and maybe it's why I'm pissed off all the time. 'Cause no one will say it out loud, so I have to. The accident: it was my fault. This is my fault. The guys and I were out partying after the game. My friend Andy was wasted. I tried to take his keys. He got pissed off. I was afraid of not being cool so I went for the ride. I went for the ride. So, here we all are. I did this. I did do it. The Universe didn't conspire; the planets didn't align against me. Can somebody just please say it out loud? I did this!
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