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Jersey Shore · Season 1, Episode 5

Ronnie in “Just Another Day at the Shore”

RonnieRonnie Ortiz-Magro

[what he would do if he was J-Woww's boyfriend] I would give her dick in bubblegum. I would send her a picture of my dick in a pack of bubblegum and say "chew on this."

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