TV show quotes
Basically, you may not be stabilized... It's for your own good, basically.
Okay Mr. Basically, talk to me like you know me again, in public, where people can see, and the next sound you hear will be your own neck snapping. Do we have a basis for communication?
I can smell your sweat. [sniffs air] Vegetarian. [sniffs air] Ruff! You've got a dog. Woof woof! Two dogs, big dogs. I vant to say Alsatian...
Is he correct, Colonel Hart?
Yes sir, he's correct
[puts finger on Colonel Hart's face then licks his finger] Mmm! Tasty! 57 years old. Ex-smoker. Gave up two years ago... [checks the taste in his mouth] Yep, two years ago, two years... [looks down, voice growing softer] ...and too late. It's started already, hasn't it? Rustling away down there, growing in the dark. Hello Mr. Tumor, goodbye daylight. [beat][perkily] Am I right?!
Is he right, Colonel Hart?
Yes sir, he's right.
'Course I'm right! Two years, I'd say, then it's night night Colonel Cancer. [mock salutes] Sir!
Stop that!
Oh ohhh, it's the missus!
[Hyde discovers he can see Tom's memories]
I've got rewind. Look at that. I've got digital rewind - It's like Sky Plus in here!
[Hyde watches a memory of Claire about to undress for Tom]
I finally found the adult channels.
What does that mean?
You know the way you sometimes think men are mentally undressing you? [Leers at Claire] Peanuts!
[Claire slaps him, which causes Hyde to see a new memory]
[Complaining] She switched channels!
[Holding Claire] Let's give him a memory he's never gonna be able to live with!
You just buckle up, he'll come back... killing me won't be enough.
Oh, honey, not nearly enough...
I changed my mind.
Know the feeling.
Okay-dokey, you first.
Why me?
Fantastic arse.
Excuse me, who are you?
Oh, that's a point, better kill you.
Trust me, I'm a psychopath!
[Hyde tries to remember if Tom ever had a helicopter flying lesson]
Wait, he had a lesson - yeah, he did, I thought he did - I've got him sitting in a helicopter. No it's a moped, no it's a helicopter.
Oh Jesus Christ.
Actually could have been a horse. [Shaking his head in a vague way] His attention really wandered, didn't it?
Sorry, but you won't be dealing with Junior anymore. Daddy's home.
Mrs. Jackman.
Mrs. Hyde. For now. Just so you remember. Just so you keep in mind what's coming... I'm Mrs. Hyde. And honey... Just you wait until my husband gets home.
[Hyde just threw off the best man Klein and Utterson could get to catch him]
Best you got? 'Cause if that's the best you've got, Mr. Syme, I'll tell you what the word is. [Jumps on the edge of the roof] The word... is HYDE! [Falls backwards off the ledge and out of sight]
People think that Hyde is Rage. Or Hate. Or Greed. Or Lust. But Hyde is far worse.
Then what is he?
[beat] What was the first day you knew you could kill someone, anyone at all, if you had to?
The day I first held my children.
It's our oldest, deadliest impulse, the need to protect our own at the expense of any other living thing. And we give that impulse such a nice name, don't we? Hyde... is Love. And Love is a psychopath.
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