Jekyll Season 1 quotes

Tom

[After changing from Hyde] Just once. Seriously, just bloody once, could you tell me where you parked?

Katherine

Good morning. [Puts a glass of whiskey on the table.]

Tom

I don't drink whiskey.

Katherine

It's not for you. I didn't know who to expect.

Tom

You don't do crosswords.

Peter

How do you know?

Tom

They're for fun.

Peter

[Sarcastically] Good Lord, really?

Peter

I'm fairly certain you used to have some sort of ego...

Tom

I did. It got so big it left me.

Peter

Actually that's quite funny.

Tom

Oh, you've no idea.

First fag of the day, always hits the spot!

You stay away from me... I'll hurt you!

Yeah, ya think? [burns cigarette into his own hand] Don't worry: I have a good doctor. [checks the burn] It'll hurt more tomorrow, which works for me!

The night is young, there's a beautiful girl, and somebody's going to die. That's you, by the way.

Trust me, the neck's good: quick for you, easy for me, everybody's happy.

Mmmm... pick a spot. Take your time. You've got the rest of your life.

I don't get a lot of pleasure out of killing children... [seemingly breaks Billy's neck] ...but I get enough.

Let's play lioooonns!

[Jumps on Billy's chest, reviving him] The truth is, Billy... I have a nice side. {Jumps on Billy's chest again] But you just missed him. [Walks away whistling.]

[Talking to a barmaid about choosing a name] Billy. What do you think? Could I be a Billy?

You were in here before, weren't you?

Yeah!

Yeah... I'm surprised you can remember it.

My liver applied for a transplant. This time, let's not give it the chance.

Mr. Hyde... [Knocks on the door. Nothing]

Mr. Hyde... [Knocks again. Nothing]

Mr. Hyde, I saw you go in there [Hyde opens the door with half his clothes off]

Who the fuck is Mr. Hyde?!?!

[Surprised] You are.

Says who?!

I hope I didn't catch you in the middle of someone.