Peter quotes from Jekyll

Tom

You don't do crosswords.

Peter

How do you know?

Tom

They're for fun.

Peter

[Sarcastically] Good Lord, really?

Peter

I'm fairly certain you used to have some sort of ego...

Tom

I did. It got so big it left me.

Peter

Actually that's quite funny.

Tom

Oh, you've no idea.

Tom

What's wrong with it?

Peter

The meat wasn't fresh. Now there's really no excuse for that in a zoo, is there?

Peter

Scotch alright for you?

Tom

I said I didn't want a drink!

Peter

You might change your mind.

Tom

Oh, you've no idea.

Peter

Oh, I'm afraid I do.

Peter

Tom, a knife? Seriously? You'd never use it, Tom.

Tom

You wait; If Hyde wakes up now with a knife to your throat he'll think it's Christmas; Sit! On! The chair!

Peter

You could have killed me!

Tom

Yes, and this is my good side!

Peter

You've never killed before!

Well stop me in the middle if I'm doing it wrong.

Peter

I apologize in advance for the quality of the coffee.

Claire

You have some questions?

Peter

A few, yes.

Claire

You have my husband in a box!

[referring to Tom] The doctor... is out!

Peter

Security! Get security in here now!

He's out of my head - hallelujah! Home alone.

I can smell your sweat. [sniffs air] Vegetarian. [sniffs air] Ruff! You've got a dog. Woof woof! Two dogs, big dogs. I vant to say Alsatian...

Peter

Is he correct, Colonel Hart?

Colonel Hart

Yes sir, he's correct

[puts finger on Colonel Hart's face then licks his finger] Mmm! Tasty! 57 years old. Ex-smoker. Gave up two years ago... [checks the taste in his mouth] Yep, two years ago, two years... [looks down, voice growing softer] ...and too late. It's started already, hasn't it? Rustling away down there, growing in the dark. Hello Mr. Tumor, goodbye daylight. [beat][perkily] Am I right?!

Peter

Is he right, Colonel Hart?

Colonel Hart

Yes sir, he's right.

'Course I'm right! Two years, I'd say, then it's night night Colonel Cancer. [mock salutes] Sir!

Claire

Stop that!

Oh ohhh, it's the missus!

[Knowing he's about to die] Is there a way for me to...

Tom

[sighs] Tell me... how you... justify what you've done. Explain to me how can you be forgiven for it.

Tom

Yes.

Peter

He's a psychopath, for God's sake!

Tom

Aren't we all?