Hyde quotes from Jekyll

Colonel Hart

First casualty of conflict; orders...

[Motioning to Benjamin's body on the ground] As far as this conflict's concerned I think Benjamin might beg to differ...

Can't tell you how fast I am, don't know exactly, but I can tell you this. First one of you that starts getting nervous, starts pulling that trigger? Dead. Then I'll have a gun and that's the next two, dead. Third one kills me, then dies of his injuries. So what you guys gotta ask yourselves is this... How much did I like my boss?

Colonel Hart

I don't think you're faster than a bullet, Mr. Hyde, but then, I'm not supposed to kill you. And personally? [looks at Benjamin's body] I couldn't stand the guy. [lowers his gun]

[referring to Tom] The doctor... is out!

Peter

Security! Get security in here now!

He's out of my head - hallelujah! Home alone.

Basically, you may not be stabilized... It's for your own good, basically.

Okay Mr. Basically, talk to me like you know me again, in public, where people can see, and the next sound you hear will be your own neck snapping. Do we have a basis for communication?

I can smell your sweat. [sniffs air] Vegetarian. [sniffs air] Ruff! You've got a dog. Woof woof! Two dogs, big dogs. I vant to say Alsatian...

Peter

Is he correct, Colonel Hart?

Colonel Hart

Yes sir, he's correct

[puts finger on Colonel Hart's face then licks his finger] Mmm! Tasty! 57 years old. Ex-smoker. Gave up two years ago... [checks the taste in his mouth] Yep, two years ago, two years... [looks down, voice growing softer] ...and too late. It's started already, hasn't it? Rustling away down there, growing in the dark. Hello Mr. Tumor, goodbye daylight. [beat][perkily] Am I right?!

Peter

Is he right, Colonel Hart?

Colonel Hart

Yes sir, he's right.

'Course I'm right! Two years, I'd say, then it's night night Colonel Cancer. [mock salutes] Sir!

Claire

Stop that!

Oh ohhh, it's the missus!

I finally found the adult channels.

Claire

What does that mean?

You know the way you sometimes think men are mentally undressing you? [Leers at Claire] Peanuts!

[Complaining] She switched channels!

Claire

You just buckle up, he'll come back... killing me won't be enough.

Oh, honey, not nearly enough...

Claire

I changed my mind.

Know the feeling.

Okay-dokey, you first.

Claire

Why me?

Fantastic arse.

Excuse me, who are you?

Oh, that's a point, better kill you.

Wait, he had a lesson - yeah, he did, I thought he did - I've got him sitting in a helicopter. No it's a moped, no it's a helicopter.

Claire

Oh Jesus Christ.

Actually could have been a horse. [Shaking his head in a vague way] His attention really wandered, didn't it?