A character in Jekyll
Hyde
Jekyll · 81 quotes
Most-quoted character in Jekyll: in 56 of its 81 quotes
Most scenes with: Claire (9), Katherine (5), Peter (3)
[Hyde's having sex with a girl in a pub's back room. He has no name yet]
Mr. Hyde... [Knocks on the door. Nothing]
Mr. Hyde... [Knocks again. Nothing]
Mr. Hyde, I saw you go in there [Hyde opens the door with half his clothes off]
Who the fuck is Mr. Hyde?!?!
[Surprised] You are.
Says who?!
[Hyde stares at Katherine's breasts]
If Jackman gets a hard-on, I'm it.
That's interesting...because I've always thought of you like a bit of a hard-on.
Oh, yeah?
It’s usually disappointing.
Is he doing you?
No.
Can I?
No!
Hyde [Sneering]: Then what are you for?
I'm your new nanny.
Hyde [Agitated, as a kid]: Oooh, Mary Poppins! I love Mary Poppins, I could EAT Mary Poppins!
Here's the deal. Here's the job. As long as the lights and the cameras are on, you're safe. Lights out, cameras off...you're dinner. What do you think?
You must have quite an appetite.
[As a voice in Tom's head] Wakey, wakey...
[Tom awakes to find himself in a strange room. He follows the sign Hyde left on the door into the next room to find a tied up Christopher waiting for him.]
Dr. Jackman?
Who are you? What's your name?
Christopher Browning.
Christopher Browning. You put my son in a cage, with lions, Christopher Browning. Why?
I was ordered to.
Why?
To make you change.
Why?
[Giving up] I don't know why.
One, Last, Chance, Why?
I don't know.
[Warningly] Don't lie to me! Don't annoy me! That's not a good way to go! You've heard of good cop, bad cop? [Gestures to himself]] This is the movie!
[Jackman allows Hyde to take over to beat Christopher Browning]
What is this?
BAD NEWS!
[Later, in a hospital, Hyde walks in carrying a sack containing Browning's beaten remains]
What's that?
Entirely up to you of course, but I'd say... [He drops the sack, which groans] ...the front of the queue!
[after locking Katherine in the house] Oh Katherine, alone at last.
Mr. Hyde, you don't play these games - not with me. You've always had more sense.
Know what I've got now? You.
[Katherine searches for the fuse]
I've also got the main fuse.
[Katherine searches for her keys]
Yep, took your keys.
[Katherine searches for Hyde's keys]
Took my keys too.
You won't hurt me.
I'll eat you!
[talking about Tom] I know how he thinks.
I am how he thinks!
Then you have a problem, because he likes me.
Bet your life?
Ever killed anyone, Benjamin?
Not personally; I have people.
You're missing out - it's like sex, only there's a winner.
Kid seems a little... freaked.
Well, yeah, what can you do? Somebody tried to feed him to a lion...
Tom?
'Tom'? Tom's gone, honey. Dr. Jackman has left the building. It's the night shift.
You've never killed before!
Well stop me in the middle if I'm doing it wrong.
I thought I married a man.
You mis-counted.
You're Tom Jackman.
No, we just share a dick.
Yeah, and it's mine.
Are you threatening my family?
[into mobile] Hello, it's Benjamin. The word is "go."
I said... are you threatening my family?
[into mobile] Excuse me for a moment. [lowers it] Yeah. I am explicitly, directly, and emphatically threatening the lives of Dr. Jackman's family.
[smiles] That's all I wanted to know.
[almost too fast to see, Hyde produces a knife and slashes Benjamin across the throat. Benjamin stares in shock for a moment, before clutching his throat and collapsing.]
[catches him] There now, Benjamin, it's all right. Hush now. Count backwards from ten.
[He lays Benjamin on the floor, then picks up his mobile.]
Hello? Sir?
[American accent] I'm sorry, Benjamin can't come to the phone right now.
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