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Jeeves and Wooster · Season 2, Episode 3

Bertie Wooster and Jeeves in “Pearls Mean Tears”

Bertie Wooster

It's Biffy, isn't it? What have you got against old Biffy?

Jeeves

I'm sure Mr. Biffen has many fine qualities, sir.

Bertie Wooster

Oh, very well, then. If you're not going to chip in and save a fellow creature, I suppose I can't make you. You're going to look pretty silly, though, when I get old Biffy out of the soup without your assistance.

Jeeves

I shall try to bear up under the shame of it, sir.

Bertie Wooster

Yes, well.... Right, well, I'm going back into that sitting room now, Jeeves, and I'm going to put in some pretty tense thinking.

Jeeves

Very good, sir. Shall I wake you at six, sir?

Bertie Wooster

Er yes, tha— [turning suddenly] NO, NO, Jeeves! There will be no need! The brain will be racing.

Jeeves

[in disbelief] As you say, sir.

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