Wiley in “Pie Filling”

[carried by a crane toward the pie in the window] Lower, lower. That's it. Hold it. [sniffs the pie] Oh, that's music to my nose. [the crust deflates] Holy hairball, they sucked the pippins right out of it! And they didn't even make snickerdoodles! Pull me up, flock!

[Wiley is hoisted up, banging his head on the roof, before he is moved away from the roof.]

I want pie, and those kids are my meal ticket!

[Wiley drops to the ground.]

Will somebody please tell Fluffy to quit getting so close to the GEARS?!