Wiley in “Pie Filling”

[spits out the grass he's eating] Blah! What's with this grass? It's got no flavor! No oomph! It needs salt. Maybe a touch of oregano. [Piggley, Ferny, and Dannan rush past him] Hey! We're grazing here! ...On baa-aa-aad grass. [to his flock] Hey, you know what? [the flock looks at Wiley, confused] Of course you don't. But follow me anyway. Those kids are always eating. I'll bet they got great stuff. And they don't even have to pull it out of the ground with their teeth!