JAG Season 1 quotes

No death is useless, they all serve a purpose. Even if in our grief, it eludes us.

By the way, Commander Rabb, can you swim?

Now's a hell of a time to ask!

Arresting Matt could ruin his career.

Mrs. Anderson, most ex-wives would pay me double for that.

So far defending Striker's buddy has cost me $350 for a new suit, 12 days of leave time, and a bruised ego.

The space program likes Navy pilots. We make their best astronauts.

Right, I think I read that somewhere in Kepler's laws of planetary motion.

Hey, all I need to say is the first American in outer space was not an Air Force jock. They put up a man who knew how to make a trap.

Then why was the first man in orbit a Marine?

(re: Apollo 11) I bet there were a lot of future astronauts recruited that night.

Yeah, bet there were. What do you remember about it?

Nothing. I was a baby.

Seems perverted to rig an aerodynamic bird like this to fly like an anvil.

You know, on a scale of one to ten, I gave you a 3.

That high?

You know the guy who is responsible for your STA problems?

I hope not personally.

Lieutenant Commander Rabb thinks he may have done something to the capture arm.

Terrific.

Harm. Harmon Rabb. I'm a Lieutenant Commander in the United States navy.

What's so funny?

You tell Colonel Han, I've been here too long to play a game like this anymore.

Why are you saying that?

Because I'm Lieutenant Commander Harmon Rabb, US Navy.

Remember what I used to tell you when you were little?

Always address adults as 'sir' or 'ma'am' and never play with matches?

And that our instincts are always right, we just learn to ignore them.

I am not Han. My name is Colonel Yung-Chi. I replaced Colonel Han ten years ago.

Ten years ago?

Yes. Who told you about Colonel Han?

My father.

Eager to get out, more like. I didn't feel safe from any last minute assignments until I was on the plane.

LT Kate Pike

A false sense of security.

LT Kate Pike

I have become an expert at turning temporary assignments into semi-permanent exile

(re: Ares control system) It can practically run the whole ship.

LT Kate Pike

Why even keep the crew on board?

We have a good union.