I told you to stay by the car.
Hello? You didn't say which car. Ah!
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Please, please, please, please? I'll do all my chores!
You do all your chores regardless.
Uncle Jackie, I'm like the only kid in the world doesn't have Robomirks!
[Sighs] Video games will distract you from your studies.
That's not true! Program in your mondo cool things that's creative writing, keeping score that's math. Honestly, Robomirks is more educational homework.
We will see.
Translation: forget about it.
Cool! I can practice my French [Speaks French]
No Quebec and no argument. You have a math test tomorrow,remember? You stay here with Tohru.
Aw...
CCurator
Bonjour. Comment allez-vous aujourd’hui?
[looks surprised before turning to Uncle, realizing that he doesn’t understand some of the French language] Maybe we should have brought Jade.
Jade, Uncle and I are going snorkeling.
Guess I'll go too. Maybe I can find some sunken treasure or something.
Uh, why don't you stay on shore with Tohru?
Ah!
Jade, you weren't supposed to... [Jade smiles innocently] Oh, why did I bother?
I knew this wasn't a real vacation, so what's the 411 on the big, blue marble?
No marble.
FJFuture Jackie
Jade, we brought your favorite. Triple black burritos.
Thanks, time hopping gives me a major munchies.
FJFuture Jackie
Jade?!
FFuture Uncle
Jade?!
FTFuture Tohru
Jade?!
FJFuture Jackie
Jade, explain.
TJTwo Jades
I also stole our half of the Arcanum of Chi in the past by using a time portal spell. So I followed him through when he escaped back to the future.
FJFuture Jackie
Please, one Jade at a time.
JFJade and Future Jade
Our bad.
Jade, explain.
What happened to you? You used to rock!
FJFuture Jade
You think I like pushing papers all day? I don't, but this is my job and Captain Black is my boss. You have to grow up sometime, Jade.
I told you slackers to stay in the truck.
Yeah, well us slackers kind of changed our minds about how it's gonna go down.
Oh?
MCMC Cobra
Figured, why let you get all the powers?
You... want some of them?
No, dawg. We want all of them!
Show me the chi!
Show me the Chan Clan.
I know I messed up, but let me make it up to you. Please, Jackie. You can't split up the Chan Clan at a time like this.
No, Jade. Section 13 is the safest place in the city and you will stay right here .
Aw...
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