[Clive, Ravi, and Liv arrive to the crime scene of the night security guard]
Mike Hayden, night security guard.
Shot through the heart. And who's to blame? [doesn't get a response] No Bon Jovi fans here.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[Liv scrambles eggs, slices open a brain, fries it, to fold it in-between an egg omelet]
[Liv talks with her mouth full] Mmm. Oh, my God.
Nothing more primal than a zombie craving brains.
Night watchmen brain. Wonder what fresh hell this is going to be.
In cricket, a night watchmen is a low-order batsman moved up in an effort to maintain the strike till the end... [Liv turns on the bone saw] Funny girl.
[Gilda and Dr. Erving at Max Rager watch a zombie try to pick up a cane]
It's like watching my mother try to refold a map. The cane is right there. It's right there!
EDr. Erving
This is what I'm telling you. This is as far as I can go with these mindless shamblers. Now, if we're gonna make any real headway with the Super Max recipe, we need the DNA of a coherent, intelligent, functional zombie. You live with a functional zombie. Can you get me some of her blood?
Are you thinking she keeps a vial of it in her makeup drawer, or are you expecting me to shiv her?
Clear eyes, full stomachs, can't lose.
You're a Knicks fan?
Yes. I've had this mug as long as you've known me. You're just now realizing I'm a fan.
I'm just impressed you broadcast it. Nice job using your lottery pick this year on Kristaps Porzingis. [Liv coughs] Darko Milicic.
We're really talking about basketball now? I caught you trying to put paperclips in here a couple week ago. You thought it was for knick-knacks.
Good news is you're not dead. Bad news is you have to come up with some other excuse for not responding to my text.
Yeah, well, I didn't get it until this morning. But it did make my heart flutter. 'U, up?' You stole my heart in those three characters.
Whatever. You have to earn me spelling words out in their entirety.
GSGrieving Son
Who chokes someone at basketball practice?
Well, Latrell Sprewell does. A Knick, wasn't he?
Not at the time.
We can watch Hoosiers.
After all these years? You've always refused before.
[Liv smiles] Well, back then, I was worried that seeing you cry over fictional sports would adversely affect my sexual desire for you. But that's not an issue anymore, friend.
[Liv takes Major to basketball practice when he sees a group of kids on the court]
Liv, what are we doing here?
You mean, with this ragtag group of disadvantaged kids who tragically lost their coach a few days ago? Oh, did I forget to mention they'd be here?
So, how many zombies removals can I put you down for this week?
I don't know. How many people are you going to murder this week?
Not people. Zombies. How about we shoot for two. Go big or go home, I say.
We should eat some chicken wings and maybe talk about whether the movie Casino is any good.
[Liv hints towards sex] So, those nights you didn't come home...
I'm loud. Seriously, I sound like a cartoon character being murdered. I wouldn't want to put you through it. And what about you? It's like a convent up in here.
All right, friends. What we have here is a concentrated dose of Max Rager and what we hope is Boat Party Utopium. If it's indeed the right stuff, you'll soon be zombie rats. Your courage will neither be forgotten, nor in vain. Who goes first? Do I have a volunteer?
Do you know what I keep asking myself?
Why? Why didn't the Seahawks just give the ball to Marshawn?
How stupid we must be?
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