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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Why did you keep it a secret? You figured Shaft never cooked for his friends, so neither could you?
It's adorable.
And there it is. Need I say more?
I say, it's Pet Sounds by the Beach Boys.
[Liv takes a bite] Hmm. Mine's a little uninspiring. How's yours?
[Ravi with a full mouth] I'm neither overwhelmed, or underwhelmed. I guess I'm whelmed.
Grandma must have lost her touch.
Oh! Jackpot! We've got a hit. 'I'm gonna need a slim jim, a black hoodie and a head lamp.'
What exactly...
The less you know the better.
Clive. What's George R.R. Martin up to right now?
[Clive answers seriously] Not writing.
We get eight more minutes. So, what do you want to talk about? Oh, what's the best American album of all time? I say, it's Pet Sounds by the Beach Boys.
Can we just sit here? Eight minutes of silence is just what the doctor ordered.
Well, I started out just looking for one name. But once I started poking around, I started noticing all these chicks throwing themselves at my man. Oh, 'So true, Major. Violence is bad. Keep fighting the good fight.' Classic whore line. 'A bunch of us are going out for karaoke. You should come with.' Toss your panties at him, Jezebel.
Wow!
Well, look who's home for once.
[Liv talks at her laptop] You slut!
[Gilda hesitates] Um... Whatcha doing?
Making a list of all the women who comment or post on Major's Facebook entries. This is bad, huh?
It isn't good.
Hate to break it to you, you being the owner of the company and all, but, all the sugar and caffeine in energy drinks just makes you crash.
Super Max is no energy drink, my friend. It is a revolution in liquid form.
[last lines]
[Major opens the safe in his closet for Liv] My engagement ring. I thought for sure you'd sold that when I gave it back to you.
I couldn't stand the idea of anyone else ever wearing it. Besides, I never gave up hope that you'd want it back.
LDr. Lockett
As you can see, the test subject is struggling to keep up at three miles per hour. But once the Super Max enters the blood stream... The results are immediate. We can crank the treadmill up as high as nine miles per hour. Endurance and strength also sky rocket.
[the zombie snarls while running] Woah. I'm impressed. Considering how little cash your typical member of the undead carries.
UVUma Voss
[about Ravi] That guy you came in with, is he really your fiancé? [Liv nods side to side] Smart. Every man cheats. They can't help themselves.
[Major talks to Liv through the prison visiting glass]
Well, I'm likely unemployed now, so... Silver lining, my inner stalker has left the building. You can invite some girls over tonight. Play some Twister. See if I care.
These girls I'm inviting over? I'm warning you, they're basically adult film stars. And not even the under contract ones. I'm talking the anything goes kind.
[Liv smiles] I'll be here when they let you out.
I can't wait.
[Ravi and Liv arrive to the Karma Cleaners & Alterations shop]
All right, what's the plan?
We'll wing it. You ready to do this?
Yes, and...
And what?
'Yes, and... ' It's the first rule of improv? It's what keeps the scene moving forward.
Try not to talk. You willing to hold my hand?
[Ravi smiles while holding Liv's hand] Yes. And...
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