Things were so great between us last week. Like, buy new underwear great.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Can we just talk about you being a zombie? Brain-eating, being undead, these are things you can discuss at length with me. But I can't give you the Girlfriend Experience.
I don't think that means what you think it means.
When I was your age, we valued hard work.
EMEvan Moore
Yeah, back in the hardscrabble world of '04. All those CD_ROMs that needed burning.
All right Liv, I didn't wanna have to tell you like this, but I'm gay. But not to worry, it's only until I eat my next brain.
Oh, thank God.
Yeah, I knew something was up but I didn't really get it until I saw a magazine with Idris Elba on the cover, and the phrase "big piece of yum" popped into my head. I'm mildly afraid of heights, but I would not hesitate to climb that mountain.
Do you think this is how Oppenheimer felt staring down at the A-bomb?
Like a drama queen? Or are you talking about his need for self-aggrandizement?
Major doesn't get dumped. There are literally two reasons to end a relationship with Major, zombie-ism and full-on death.
Straight talk? I don't think you and Peyton work. True, you like a challenge and Peyton is certainly that, but she dates guys you'd find in a "most eligible bachelors on the planet" catalog, if such a thing existed.
And you don't think I'd be featured in the pages of Hunks Quarterly?
Ravi, she's a lawyer who looks like Victoria's Secret model.
Liv, I'm a tall doctor with fantastic hair and a British accent. But to hear you tell it, she's out of my league. I mean, I don't even need to be this attractive. It's just icing. Besides, Peyton and I, we had a moment.
I'm sure that's how it seemed, but I've known Peyton since college, and literally, every man who's ever met her thought that they had a moment. I've been a witness to all those poor guys who liked a challenge. I've watched them approach her table, full of hope. I've seen her turn them into dust. She's been asked out so much, she doesn't bother with niceties. Just trying to help.
Thank you. You know, I, uh, I rescind all inquiries into the subject. You know, I'm a grown man who knows a moment when he experiences one. Oh, and my "distant parents"? They're fairly certain I put the moon in the sky. This brain you're on? She's a bit of an arse. Thanks for the straight talk.
[voice-over] Every time Major calls me his friend, I ache. I miss the "girl" modifier. But the truth is, we were practically besties from the moment we met. That's why we were so great together. Underneath all the love and the desire to tear each other's clothes off, was the person I wanted to share every detail of my life with. Without that, it's not really a relationship, is it? Is it just sex? Is that who you are? A zombie booty call?
Maybe I'm too reticent on the advice front. What would I say? Ravi, never listen to me again. You are too selfless, too wrapped up in saving me. Chill out. Slow and steady wins the race. I can't have you burning out. Because without you, I'm nothing. And, Major, don't lose sight of who you are. You are sweetness and light. That's who I fell in love with, the next girl will fall in love with. Don't pile tragedy on tragedy. And what advice would you give yourself, Liv? Would you even take it? How about trying to live in the moment for once? Being grateful for the simple pleasures. You don't need to know why you feel good. Just enjoy the ride.
LLuta
Dibs!
No, Julien will handle delivery.
LLuta
Ah, come on.
You do not purge your bowels in the powder room of a man with a helicopter pad in his backyard.
LLuta
You squealed? That's rude, man!
Do you have time to look at a couple of Youtube tutorials?
Of failed twerking tutorials? Yes.
But no one lip-syncing to Frozen.
JCJulien 'Candyman' Dupont
Now, answer me straight, or I'm gonna take you on a guided tour through a world of pain.
I don't know anything!
JCJulien 'Candyman' Dupont
Ahh. Then I guess it's all aboard the pain train. First stop, Hand Francisco.
There are monsters in this world. People who do unspeakable things. When I graduated med school, I took an oath to consecrate my life to the service of humanity, to respect and value the lives of all persons. But now that I'm half-dead, I can see that some life is like a virus. One that can't be allowed to spread.
I said some life is like a virus. But if you kill a virus, you're a doctor. If you kill a person...If I kill this person, I know who I'll be. I'll be a killer. I'll be him.
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[in shock] He was like that when I got there.
FDetective Flynn
You said you arrived just before 10:30. Neighbors heard a shot in Mr. Tracey's apartment 10 minutes before. Where were you then?
Driving.
FDetective Flynn
Great. What streets? We can check the traffic cameras.
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