Look, the girl, she wears a Lance Armstrong bracelet, ok? So I tell you I have cancer, right? Then you're gonna tell her, she's going to feel sorry for me, we're going to start dating, and that's the way the lie works!
That's a horrible thing to do!
Well, I'm a bad guy then!
You are a bad guy! You lied to us!
All right look at this, sometimes you've got to crack a few eggs to make an omelet.
You've got to crack a couple eggs to make an omelet?
Yeah, you gotta crack an egg.
So you're throwing down life lessons now?
I'm throwing down eggs!
Class is in session, the teacher's teaching class now!
I'm cracking eggs of wisdom!
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