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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia · Season 7, Episode 10

Frank and Charlie in “How Mac Got Fat”

Hey Charlie, you asleep? Charlie, are you asleep?

No...no.

I got a great idea.

I don't want to hear it. Frank, I'm a successful man now, okay? I need to maintain a certain level of excellence, so I can't have you like telling me terrible ideas all night, because that brings me off me excellence, okay?

Okay, but this is a great idea. We take--we take the M-80s that I have and we stick 'em in some lamb, and then PATCHYA! We blow it up.

What are you looking to do like flash cook a--a gyro sandwich?

Yeah. That's a good idea. Flash cook a sandwich.

Oh my God.

Cook the meat immediately.

I mean, what you're talking about is just a meat bomb, and that's just a waste of a good lamb. So if you're done coming up with good terrible ideas, um, I'm gonna go back to bed.

A meat bomb! You--you--you blow it up!

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