Ha! "Spin class," come on! Bunch of hamsters on a wheel.
Yeah, I'm gonna ride a bike hard, I'm gonna ride a bike fast, and oh yeah, I'm not gonna go anywhere.
Yeah, and then when I walk out, I'm gonna put a bunch of metal onto a metal bar, and lift that metal over and over like a metal jerk.
You know, I gotta be honest with you. I feel like these supplements are doing a great job on their own, you know what I mean? I got tons of energy, my heart rate's up, things are going great.
Absolutely, I feel good too. Look at how vascular I am! Look at how my veins are popping! I look good and I feel good!
I feel good too, apart from the recent bouts of explosive diarrhea.
Oh? You've been having diarrhea?
Oh God, all over the place.
Really? Well, you know what that is? That's probably your body flushing out all the toxins.
You think so?
I do think so. I, on the other hand, have not taken a shit in days.
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