Why do they make brassieres so pointy? I mean, boobs aren't that pointy. Are we supposed to believe that under a sweater is just two pointy cones? Are pointy cones better?
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
CFColonel Fuller
Well, if normal is what you're after, you two are going to love Derry.
Teddy, for this to be true, Matty would have to still be alive. And he'd have to know where every single one of Derry's pipes start and end. And the exact time that Lilly was about to take a bath. And how to aim his voice down a certain pipe so he could stick his little finger up there and wave hello to her.
TUTeddy Uris
Phil, you've explained one hundred ways how aliens have come to Earth. Tracking our smells, pretending to be dogs, probing our anus.
"Ani."
I can't go to the loony bin, Teddy. I couldn't make it through goddamn sleepaway camp.
There has to be a reason why men have nipples. Think about it.
TUTeddy Uris
Maybe it's like when we used to have tails and gills and we just evolved out of it.
Or it's nature's way of telling us that we're second in line to feed our babies should anything happen to women.
CCChief Clint Bowers
This is America.
CTCouncilman Tibbs
This ain't America. This is Derry.
Take that stink bomb. Mostly ammonium disulfide and some other stuff. But the point is, those chemicals, it's the same exact stuff that makes up the clouds around Jupiter and Venus. So, yeah, maybe I smell bad. Or maybe I'm just covered in stardust.
It wasn't supposed to see us. It wasn't supposed to know. I've got a feeling we keep on like we're doing, something bad is coming.
I've seen what men think about when they're facing death. They think about their families. They think about their regrets. But you? Gun to your head, finger on the trigger. You were analyzing. You were just... collecting information. It's like the part of your brain that's supposed to be afraid, it's not even there. So, you are not the kind of fella I'm likely to fuck with, Major.
My father used to say that life is about the journey. But I think it's more about who you take that journey with.
Most people, well... they only believe what they can see. With their own eyes.
CCChief Clint Bowers
You kids keep your noses out of police business, or ghouls and goblins will be the very least of your worries.
LGLouella Grogan
The only one who knows where my son was that night, other than himself, is God. And neither one of them's talking.
Thanks again for that homecooked meal. The best sleep I had since I stumbled out of a cathouse.
You're saying it wants to eat us?
It's just a theory.
It's a horrible theory!
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