“Why do they make brassieres so pointy? I...” – Phil Malkin, It

Why do they make brassieres so pointy? I mean, boobs aren't that pointy. Are we supposed to believe that under a sweater is just two pointy cones? Are pointy cones better?

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Phil Malkin in “Unfinished Business”

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