Dib and Mortos in “Mortos Der Soulstealer”

Dib

Um, ancient traveler? Are you Mortos Der Soulstealer?

Huh? YES! I AM MORTOS DER SOULSTEALER! Every thousand years when Ta'un aligns with Chakunga, I escape from the place beneath the Overworld to walk among mortals for one day. Important plot point this is. Men hide behind furniture. Women spit loogies of terror. Animals void their bowels at the sight OF MORTOS DER SOULSTEALSER! [laughs maniacally until he starts coughing.]

Dib

[wipes away drool that landed on him] Okay, great!