Louis de Pointe du Lac quotes from Interview with the Vampire

He said to no one.

Louis de Pointe du Lac

Quick and clever despite two bags of fluid.

Legal dope makes me constipated, but the wit flows like a river.

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Louis de Pointe du Lac

This is the part of my story, back in San Francisco, where you said, and I paraphrase, 'Give it to me. Make me a vampire now.'

In the eyes of a 20-year-old, you were wasting the gift.

Louis de Pointe du Lac

You're in your twenties, Rashid. What do you think?

Rashid

Well, Mr. du Lac presides in the most desired real estate in the country. I do not see the waste Mr. Molloy sees.

Yeah, well, he lived in a dump the last time we did this.

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[Conversing telepathically with Louis] I've been having a thought the last few days, Louis.

Louis de Pointe du Lac

Yeah, what's that?

I think he killed Magnus. I think the vampire made him a slave. And he would be a slave no more than I would, and so he killed him. Killed him before he knew all the things he could've known. And now he's gone and made us slaves to him.

Louis de Pointe du Lac

We're not slaves. Maybe mindless accomplices.

No, we're his slaves, and I will free us both.

Louis de Pointe du Lac

Claudia.

We have no more use for him, and he causes us misery with no horizon.

Louis de Pointe du Lac

I don't like what you're feeling right now. You can't kill...

I love you, Louis. I don't say it often enough anymore.

Louis de Pointe du Lac

If you love me, then listen to me. I beg you.

If you're going to beat Lestat, you have to become Lestat. You have to think like he does and then five moves ahead of that.

Louis de Pointe du Lac

But he's not mortal. No illness can touch him. You threaten a life that will endure until the end of the world.

I am done enduring. I'm going to kill him.

Louis de Pointe du Lac

He'll destroy you if you try it.

No, Louis. I can kill him... And I want to tell you something else now, a secret of all secrets, between you and me... The secret is, Louis, you want to kill him too and you will enjoy doing it.

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Young Daniel Molloy

Are you a narc?

Louis de Pointe du Lac

I'm a vampire. [Both laugh]

Young Daniel Molloy

I want to interview you.

Louis de Pointe du Lac

Sounds fun.

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Louis de Pointe du Lac

She had stowed us away in ships, trains and wagons. She had asked the desperate farmers and rationed soldiers to teach her their languages before she killed them. And when she had cobbled together enough words and grammar, she stopped asking. Claudia was a thing of little indecision, a manic tour guide. And any castle with ties to Vlad Tepes or Vlad Dracul, however slight, had to be explored. And I endured it all for Claudia, whose rage toward me and my refusal to burn Lestat had dulled into a bitter silence. [Sits besides Claudia passively silent and staring at fire] This war. It's affecting the blood. Been drinking misery, hopelessness. It's in the blood, we're taking it in. Taking it on. [Grunts] I'm thinking that's why we can't get warm, warm up. You think that's it? [Imitates Claudia's voice] "Louis did you say something?" Thank you for asking. I did say something, Claudia. I said I'm cold. I'm sleeping in a hole every night. I'm worn to a nub. How about you? "Well, brother Lou, I'm a little low myself. But, uh..."

Air raid. [Louis and Claudia run out of building amidst bombings]

Louis de Pointe du Lac

[Voice of thought] It wasn't the murdering Hun or beasts of Ivan, or the fire raining down from the RAF that chased the vampire away. The vampire hadn't been here for centuries. The few scraps of forensic proof we found made the case plain, but Claudia was unassailable. Like... like some deranged geologist waving a woolly mammoth tusk saying, "Let's knock on the neighbor's door, there must be one inside." It's dead. Maybe it's time we go home.

...

Louis de Pointe du Lac

"He asked me if we can go home. Home? Can there be a more offensive question? Run back to New Orleans. Pry up his bones, why don't you? Louis de Pointe du Lac. Dead weight." I want to thank you, for the memories you helped restore the other night. I understand these diaries much better now.

And I want to thank you, Louis, for yesterday's eight hours on how to avoid the sun and torpedoes while cruising the Mediterranean war theater. And tonight's two hours and counting on chasing old world vamps who never materialize. You ever read "Moby Dіck", Real Rashid?

RRReal Rashid

I'm here to serve.

Ah. Yeah, sure. I'm sorry, this is... this is so weird. Where did they send you when Shah Rukh Khan over here was playing you? Is there a panic room behind the stolen Rembrandt?

Louis de Pointe du Lac

My love ran a theater company for 150 years, Daniel.

Your love was in a box pondering a premediated neck wound, according to Claudia. She wrote it, let's choose to believe it.

AArmand

Unworthy in San Francisco, unworthy in Dubai. Disregard.

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Hmm. [Louis gasps] Bonjour, mon amour.

Louis de Pointe du Lac

No.

Oui.

Louis de Pointe du Lac

No.

Is it the same question?

Louis de Pointe du Lac

Go away.

Or do you miss me? I miss you. Despite our recent unpleasantness still missing each other.

Louis de Pointe du Lac

Claudia!

Hmm! Four years of grim wayfaring and still no sight of the benevolent vampire. So, how does denial manifest itself tonight? Sniffing German brandy?

Louis de Pointe du Lac

You're not here, I'm just fսckеd in the head.

Quite fսckеd. Was she worth it?

Louis de Pointe du Lac

Yes.

You say it like you believe it. [Repeatedly] I do...

Louis de Pointe du Lac

Stop!

[Repeatedly] I do... Oh. Purgatory is a lovely room for music. I have a new piece, Concerto for Gashed Throat and Orchestra.

Louis de Pointe du Lac

I'm sorry.

Don't say it again. You ruin it with remorse. It was a perfect betrayal. You gave me a death of distinction.

Trucks!

But in answer to your question. Yes. I'm gonna bloody kill you.

Louis de Pointe du Lac

If you were alive you'd have done it already.

Hmm. [Chuckles softly] Oh, love. I'm merely waiting until you're happy. So hurry up, mon Cher.

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Louis de Pointe du Lac

I had taken 7,000 souls by then. Argh! But Lestat was the only one that felt like murder. Semantics, surely, but it's how I felt. He came by invitation. My distraction from the monochromatic landscape. The gray of an obliterated road, the gray-brown of a charred and bullet-ridden city. In Germany, Herr Hitler had popped a pill in his bunker and Europe celebrated. But in Romania, the champagne fizzled and went flat. Soviets replaced Nazis. War became occupation. [Witnesses soldiers exhuming cemetery internments and shooting them up]

[Telepathically] Why they shooting up coffins? Windows shuttered, doors bolted.

Louis

Like every other village we seen, folks left when the Russians rolled in.

Folks left? So who ran garlic around these doors? Who nailed the crucifix to the wall?

Louis de Pointe du Lac

Why don't you knock and ask?

Just like in the books, they think garlic protects them.

Louis de Pointe du Lac

Your books?

They think we hate Jesus.

Louis de Pointe du Lac

Don't start back with your books! Your books are bullshit.

There's a vampire been here. Another crucifix.

Louis de Pointe du Lac

Hey, now. Okay, okay.

Oh, shit.

Louis de Pointe du Lac

Look like you should. Don't say anything about anything.

SSSoviet soldier 1

Papers [Claudia hands over passports then holds up photo speaking in Hungarian] My mother. Have you seen? Please to help.

SSSoviet soldier 1

Hungarian. This is Romania.

Louis de Pointe du Lac

Looking for my wife, hope to find.

SSSoviet soldier 2

Your papers aren't good.

[Stops walking by speaking Romanian] Making them stand out here in the dark? Are you stupid?

SSSoviet soldier 1

Speak Russian.

Go, go. Do your very important patrols.

SSSoviet soldier 1

Speak Russian.

Papers don't matter if they're dead. [Soldier hands back passports, takes one of Emilia's hunting kills and they walk away]

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American? Okay. War, all have sad story. You understanding my English?

Louis de Pointe du Lac

Yeah.

This is my father, Robert.

Louis de Pointe du Lac

We're tired, we could use a place to sleep. We got things to thank you with. [Produces vodka bottle]

Vodka?

Louis de Pointe du Lac

Oh, yeah.

You will make the friends.

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[Brings Louis and Claudia to shelter] No more beds. Boiler room, you can use for night. Warm, boiler loud.

Louis de Pointe du Lac

Thank you. That'll be fine.

American! [Speaks Romanian] They've brought vodka and cigarettes [Shelter refugees stare silently] They are not used to seeing man with good looks.

Louis de Pointe du Lac

And, uh, the rest of everyone?

Most from town, some can't go home. Home is gone.

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Louis de Pointe du Lac

How come you're all living out here? Stone walls, metal doors. Is something going on out in the woods?

Bombs in ground, wolves, maybe German soldiers who don't know war is over. Maybe something, uh, worse.

[Telepathically] Or maybe vampires.

Louis

Please! Claudia:

Oh, look, soldiers with garlic around their necks.

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[Sets down bowl] Soup for cigarettes. Bad trade for you. But God will forget when you die. God "not" forget.

Americans? I haven't heard a word of English in half a year. Say something, anything.

Louis de Pointe du Lac

Uh, something, anything.

Oh! Hello.

Louis de Pointe du Lac

Hello.

What am I talk?

Oh, you, darling, are talk broken English by an Englishman too enamored with his student to do the job properly.

Mm-hm. This Robert.

Louis de Pointe du Lac

Uh, Louis.

She's a quick studier actually and very resourceful and I'm desperately in love with her. I hear you have vodka.

This Morgan.

Morgan Ward, correspondent Daily Herald. They've forgotten I'm here. And I've forgotten your name already.

Louis de Pointe du Lac

It's, uh, Louis.

Louis! Louis, wonderful strange. Welcome to, no question, hell on Earth! And you? What's your name, sweetheart?

Louis de Pointe du Lac

Why are they shooting up graves outside? This is my daughter, Mary.

Oh. [Holds up cigarette] Uh, Andrei. Maybe you can take Mary here to meet the other children.

I'm fine, sir, thank you.

Louis de Pointe du Lac

Go ahead, Mary. Go and meet the other children. I bet they know everything about this place. [Claudia takes the hint and leaves then cut to scene of interview] Wait, that's wrong. She didn't say that in front of Claudia.

Say what? Who?

Louis de Pointe du Lac

The wolves, the Germans, something worse. Emilia, she would not have said that in front of Claudia. [Flashback] She thought Claudia was a child. Claudia left. And then she said it. [Flashback of Emilia sitting at table after Claudia leaves] Yes. Yes! That's how it went. We should get every detail right.

In total agreement. Perhaps this would be a time to take a break, Louis. You know, Real Rashid, I'm pretty good at my job, a bright young reporter with a point of view. Interviewed a fallen Catholic archbishop, four Enron vice presidents, and if they've got something to hide they always start with some kind of disguise. Not literally, not some dumb Halloween costume, gloves, contact lenses. They tell jokes, they're charming. And then at some crisis point, when I get close, it drops away and I see a flash of the truth.

Louis de Pointe du Lac

Armand didn't want me to do the interview, Daniel.

AArmand

Still don't.

But he wanted to be close to it, right, Real Rashid? I mean, hey, whatever it is they're trying to hide, I'm probably not going to crack it, which is, you know, who cares? Happens all the time. But I wanna ask you, as a member of the inferior species, why say, "Hey, vampires are real. Here's almost all the story"? Thank you, Rashid. That's why I'm coming after you, Real Rashid. You I can fսcking break! If you'll excuse me.

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Louis de Pointe du Lac

[Holds up photo] She got all tore up when our boys started shipping out. Volunteered for the Red Cross.

[Observing photo] A sainted wife.

Louis de Pointe du Lac

Yeah, grew up in a military family. Kind of woman you can't argue much with.

I am familiar with the breed. [Softly] Up your bum. [They clink glasses]

Louis de Pointe du Lac

Okay. Why are they firing into coffins here?

[Laughs] Farm boys commanded by farm boys. German amphetamines, the superstitions of a backward country. Mad fog in the dirt, trees and rivers. I keep my trousers pinned at the ankle when I sleep for fear it will get me too.

This is an old country with old things in it.

More mad fog, and she's currently village prefect.

Louis de Pointe du Lac

I believe you.

Oh, I do too. I believe everything you say, Emilia. Marry me.

[Emilia laughs] When the priest comes back.

That's our little joke. The priest was dragged away by our Soviet friends. And by dragged, I mean, tied to a truck and dragged.

Something out there with soul disturbed. Disturbed?

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Are you a Red, Louis?

Louis de Pointe du Lac

You say something?

I did.

Louis de Pointe du Lac

Didn't catch it.

Then I'll repeat myself. Are you... a Red? No judgement. Simple question.

Louis de Pointe du Lac

I am a magical vodka Nеgrо. Having the first alright night in quite a while.

C'mon now. You're either a deserter or a Bolshevik, which is it?

This is why you have no friends, old man.

Louis de Pointe du Lac

I told you already. I'm looking for my wife.

Oh. It's printed on albumen. I really want to hear the lady sing. I take my own photographs, I make more money that way. And your dutiful wife's photograph was taken by a glass-plate camera, printed on albumen paper. That makes this 30 years old, which would make her sixty, sixty-five, and the birth of your daughter a medical miracle. This is a road you really don't want to go down. I like you. You seem like a good man. If you can be quick with it. Song's half over. If you're AWOL, turn back around and take your punishment. It'll be paradise in comparison to Uncle Joseph's utopia.

Louis de Pointe du Lac

That it?

That's it. That was unkind. I'm cutting you off and taking your woman.

Louis de Pointe du Lac

Never mess with a magical vodka Nеgrо.

May I have this dance? If you're a Bolshevik, you're making a fool's bet.

Louis de Pointe du Lac

You really want to marry him?

He's got the big one down the pants.

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Okay. Um... Session ten, the vampire Louis and the vampire Armand. You went west.

Louis de Pointe du Lac

Claudia was entirely broken. She had left a part of herself in Romania. I knew I had to steer her far away from it. I chose the city that called to us on the radio. To the mother of New Orleans. Members of my coven sensed... Uh, uh, uh. We'll get to you. The war had turned off the lights, stripped its streets of their beauty, sent its avant-garde into exile. But now, the whole world was ready to return, to remake their lives. Pilgrims on their hopeful way. [Flashback of riding an army truck with Claudia sitting across from him] I wanna say something to you. I don't need to hear anything back, I just need you to hear me. Hard words and soft words. The hard. Our life is shit. It's been shit. It is shit. It's gonna be shit again. Stop feeling sorry for yourself. No one's watching, no one cares. A shit life beats no life. But where we're going now we can't be running away again. Doesn't mean we forget what we saw. What she did in front of us. If I see you going that way, I'm going pull you back. I don't need that from you. As long as you walk the Earth, I'll never taste the fire, you understand me? We're going to find others like us. And if it ain't here, cos life is shit, or I fսck it up again, or you fսck it up, we'll go to the next place. We can't be the only good ones out there. Soft words. If you were the last vampire on Earth it would be enough. [Repeatedly] You and me. Me and you. [A slit throat Lestat appears besides Claudia then disappears]

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Daniel

Who are the young men? Vampires?

Louis

[Smiles fondly] Those were our young friends. Humans. Guys.