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Armand quotes from Interview with the Vampire

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5th most-quoted character in Interview with the Vampire: in 26 of its 220 quotes
Most scenes with: Louis de Pointe du Lac (13), Daniel Molloy (11), Lestat de Lioncourt (4)

Lines by Armand 5

AArmand

You must understand, in a community as small as ours, such crossings of immortal paths is expected, perhaps more common than you would think.

Scenes with Armand 21

She had stowed us away in ships, trains and wagons. She had asked the desperate farmers and rationed soldiers to teach her their languages before she killed them. And when she had cobbled together enough words and grammar, she stopped asking. Claudia was a thing of little indecision, a manic tour guide. And any castle with ties to Vlad Tepes or Vlad Dracul, however slight, had to be explored. And I endured it all for Claudia, whose rage toward me and my refusal to burn Lestat had dulled into a bitter silence. [Sits besides Claudia passively silent and staring at fire] This war. It's affecting the blood. Been drinking misery, hopelessness. It's in the blood, we're taking it in. Taking it on. [Grunts] I'm thinking that's why we can't get warm, warm up. You think that's it? [Imitates Claudia's voice] "Louis did you say something?" Thank you for asking. I did say something, Claudia. I said I'm cold. I'm sleeping in a hole every night. I'm worn to a nub. How about you? "Well, brother Lou, I'm a little low myself. But, uh..."

Air raid. [Louis and Claudia run out of building amidst bombings]

[Voice of thought] It wasn't the murdering Hun or beasts of Ivan, or the fire raining down from the RAF that chased the vampire away. The vampire hadn't been here for centuries. The few scraps of forensic proof we found made the case plain, but Claudia was unassailable. Like... like some deranged geologist waving a woolly mammoth tusk saying, "Let's knock on the neighbor's door, there must be one inside." It's dead. Maybe it's time we go home.

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"He asked me if we can go home. Home? Can there be a more offensive question? Run back to New Orleans. Pry up his bones, why don't you? Louis de Pointe du Lac. Dead weight." I want to thank you, for the memories you helped restore the other night. I understand these diaries much better now.

And I want to thank you, Louis, for yesterday's eight hours on how to avoid the sun and torpedoes while cruising the Mediterranean war theater. And tonight's two hours and counting on chasing old world vamps who never materialize. You ever read "Moby Dіck", Real Rashid?

RRReal Rashid

I'm here to serve.

Ah. Yeah, sure. I'm sorry, this is... this is so weird. Where did they send you when Shah Rukh Khan over here was playing you? Is there a panic room behind the stolen Rembrandt?

My love ran a theater company for 150 years, Daniel.

Your love was in a box pondering a premediated neck wound, according to Claudia. She wrote it, let's choose to believe it.

AArmand

Unworthy in San Francisco, unworthy in Dubai. Disregard.

[Sets down bowl] Soup for cigarettes. Bad trade for you. But God will forget when you die. God "not" forget.

Americans? I haven't heard a word of English in half a year. Say something, anything.

Uh, something, anything.

Oh! Hello.

What am I talk?

Oh, you, darling, are talk broken English by an Englishman too enamored with his student to do the job properly.

Mm-hm. This Robert.

She's a quick studier actually and very resourceful and I'm desperately in love with her. I hear you have vodka.

This Morgan.

Morgan Ward, correspondent Daily Herald. They've forgotten I'm here. And I've forgotten your name already.

It's, uh, Louis.

Louis! Louis, wonderful strange. Welcome to, no question, hell on Earth! And you? What's your name, sweetheart?

Why are they shooting up graves outside? This is my daughter, Mary.

Oh. [Holds up cigarette] Uh, Andrei. Maybe you can take Mary here to meet the other children.

I'm fine, sir, thank you.

Go ahead, Mary. Go and meet the other children. I bet they know everything about this place. [Claudia takes the hint and leaves then cut to scene of interview] Wait, that's wrong. She didn't say that in front of Claudia.

Say what? Who?

The wolves, the Germans, something worse. Emilia, she would not have said that in front of Claudia. [Flashback] She thought Claudia was a child. Claudia left. And then she said it. [Flashback of Emilia sitting at table after Claudia leaves] Yes. Yes! That's how it went. We should get every detail right.

In total agreement. Perhaps this would be a time to take a break, Louis. You know, Real Rashid, I'm pretty good at my job, a bright young reporter with a point of view. Interviewed a fallen Catholic archbishop, four Enron vice presidents, and if they've got something to hide they always start with some kind of disguise. Not literally, not some dumb Halloween costume, gloves, contact lenses. They tell jokes, they're charming. And then at some crisis point, when I get close, it drops away and I see a flash of the truth.

Armand didn't want me to do the interview, Daniel.

AArmand

Still don't.

But he wanted to be close to it, right, Real Rashid? I mean, hey, whatever it is they're trying to hide, I'm probably not going to crack it, which is, you know, who cares? Happens all the time. But I wanna ask you, as a member of the inferior species, why say, "Hey, vampires are real. Here's almost all the story"? Thank you, Rashid. That's why I'm coming after you, Real Rashid. You I can fսcking break! If you'll excuse me.

We never brought our kills home. We used the sewers for that.

AArmand

Waterways of which they had no expertise. The flow controls, the pumping stations. We were constantly cleaning up for them.

You kill nightly.

AArmand

And sometimes you've watched that kill on the local news. You've never been easier to distract. You're at the height of willful ignorance. We exploit it. This is, was, Lestat's prophetic vision.

You let it happen.

AArmand

Yes.

You led him there so he could destroy it.

AArmand

His words had been my thoughts for half a century. If it had come from me, they wouldn't have believed it.

The question was how do vampires hide from Google, not how did Lestat break his heart.

AArmand

But because you're a good listener, you got answers to both.

He abandoned Nicky. He abandoned Armand. He abandoned the coven. Lestat is, was, and will always be for Lestat.

Never say I love you to a raging narcissist.

AArmand

And I locked away those words for another 150 years.

AArmand

I'm evil, evil as any vampire who ever lived. I've killed over and over and I will do it again. Why does that make you as evil as any vampire? Aren't there gradations to evil? Is evil a great perilous gulf one falls into with the first sin?

I mean, kinda. It's not as logical as you're saying, but it's dark and it's empty, and I can't see the bottom of it.

AArmand

But if evil is without gradation and it does exist, this state of evil then, only one sin is needed. That's your argument.

JPJean-Paul Sartre

[Politely coughs] Evil is the product of the ability of humans to make abstract what is concrete.

AArmand

Jean-Paul.

JPJean-Paul Sartre

Armand.

AArmand

This is my friend, Louis.

JPJean-Paul Sartre

Bonjour. Now, will you two kindly shut up, so I can hear the music, hmm?

AArmand

Your argument assumes God exists.

I don't know that God exists. From what I saw in the war, he doesn't.

AArmand

Then surely, there are degrees and variations to goodness? The goodness of the child which is innocence. The goodness of the nun who lives a life of self-deprivation and service. The goodness of the saints, the goodness of the midwives. And how is this evil achieved? How does one fall from grace?

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